I ate raw chicken - now what?

[Some Gump]

Right The missus is ill. To be a decent husband, I made chicken on a bed of leeks for us both. Jamie dickface oliver lied. 35 mins at 220 deg doesn't cook chicken. I realised when I was near finished - my wife pointed out the chicken was pink. I looked past the pancetta, and it was raw as. bugger.

We now both feel a tad spew-ish, but can't work out if it's like a bad placebo. If I have killed us all, whats a good remedy? I'm guessing quilted bog roll is a good start, and mouthwash. Does PH have any more advice?

[Jasandjules]

Don't panic.

[hyperblue]

Take out some life insurance, if you have time.

[mkopc]

Is your will up to date?

[Some Gump]

Nah, I hate forms. Anyways, I'm in bupa. I'm sure they cover the sts.

[Mr Dave]

Now you die.

[dustybottoms]

Jasandjules said:

Don't panic.

Oh you can say that because you aren't the one who ate it. The guy is obviously going to die a horrible death.

[RichB]

If you saw it was raw then why did you eat it

[EDLT]

I hope you haven't got anything on series link!

Can I have your stuff?

[johnnymaestro]

Ambiwlans?

[tokyo_mb]

Chicken sashimi is not so uncommon in Japan - and it doesn't seem to kill many people.

I wouldn't worry too much unless you had the chicken sitting around on the kitchen worktop for the last week before you put it in the oven.

[anonymous-user]

If we are vying for the OP's stuff, OP can you please update the garage section so I can have a think, ta

Quickly before 'it' happens

[GKP]

Is your microwave oven big enough for you and your wife to climb inside?

[NiceCupOfTea]

What's next?



Should just about cover it

[Garlick]

GKP said:

Is your microwave oven big enough for you and your wife to climb inside?

[Some Gump]

that guy said:

can i have your stuff?

Probably. If we do die of terrible arse-death, it's not like I can stop you. Keys to the Porsche are in the wife's handbag.

some other guy said:

don't panic

Yes mr. mannering

[Prince Jefri]

Turn the heating right up.....

[Mobile Chicane]

Drink neat vodka (and lots of it) to kill the bugs.

[gareth.e]

I'd be tempted to make myself throw up depending on how long ago you ate it, where it was from and how 'raw' it was

[Aizletree]

You are going to st yourself silly.

HTH