All's well that ends well

[spikeyhead]

or possibly not

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-1287394...

Burglar comes unstuck.

[grumbledoak]

Well that's just a tragedy!

[Eric Mc]

He'll probably sue the owner.

[Hitler Hadrump]

My mobile phone doesn't work in the kitchen, his gets signal down a freaking well.

[Tsippy]

Eric Mc said:

He'll probably sue the owner.

Probably, I'm sure there's some law that says it should be fenced off or covered even if it's on private land.

[Asterix]

Eric Mc said:

He'll probably sue the owner.

Cool! I haven't seen God sued yet

Beeb said:

...after vaulting a wall at St Thomas' Church...

[EDLT]

Asterix said:

Eric Mc said:

He'll probably sue the owner.

Cool! I haven't seen God sued yet

Beeb said:

...after vaulting a wall at St Thomas' Church...

I have, there was a film about it:

[Eric Mc]

Asterix said:

Eric Mc said:

He'll probably sue the owner.

Cool! I haven't seen God sued yet

Beeb said:

...after vaulting a wall at St Thomas' Church...

I think you'll find that God's name won't be on the deeds.

[Laurel Green]

I am sure he will get lots of get well cards.

[Eric Mc]

Laurel Green said:

I am sure he will get lots of get well cards.

Well said.

[carmonk]

What holely irresponsible behaviour. Or should that be holy?

[Shay HTFC]

Water prick

[carmonk]

Shay HTFC said:

Water prick

More shaft than prick, I think.

[Jasandjules]

Tsippy said:

Probably, I'm sure there's some law that says it should be fenced off or covered even if it's on private land.

Occupiers Liability Act I believe covers it.

He had a sore back? Well that's a shame.....

[Parrot of Doom]

I wonder if 60 cops were after him, and if they fell down as well.

[cal72]

That is just behind where i work and i know the local bobbies who do that beat.
If they pop in for a brew today will ask for more details. and a name.