Seen the Queen

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pointysquirty

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44 posts

272 months

Friday 3rd May 2002
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The Queen was in town yesterday. She is quite short and looks like my mate's gran. She had a green hat and put on a good show of being pleased to see the crowds.

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- h:/w.p&s.c.u/

thom

2,745 posts

281 months

Friday 3rd May 2002
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Big deal

davidd

6,531 posts

292 months

Friday 3rd May 2002
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It is not fair, because the Queen has had her nice cushy job for the past 50 years we are all having a day off, bank holiday, great. Except we have to bear the costs of an extra day off. I'm sure the Queen or King Blair will be sending me a cheque in the post, or maybe they'll just let us off some tax or something.

Grrrr

MikeGF

740 posts

292 months

Friday 3rd May 2002
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Anyone heard Prince Philips latest gaff? Talking to a blind lady he said "You know, they have eating dogs for anorexics now"!!!!

D'OH!!

CarZee

13,382 posts

275 months

Friday 3rd May 2002
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LMFAO
That bloke is just Quality

GregE240

10,857 posts

275 months

Friday 3rd May 2002
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LOL

Next - speaking dogs for the mute. Limited to "sausages" and "Esther"

CarZee

13,382 posts

275 months

Friday 3rd May 2002
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What about Driving Dogs for the Banned?

M@H

11,298 posts

280 months

Friday 3rd May 2002
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"King Blair" nice... or perhaps "El Presedente"?

Fatboy

8,089 posts

280 months

Friday 3rd May 2002
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Another quality line from Phil the Greek

kevinday

12,314 posts

288 months

Friday 3rd May 2002
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It is not fair, because the Queen has had her nice cushy job for the past 50 years we are all having a day off, bank holiday, great. Except we have to bear the costs of an extra day off. I'm sure the Queen or King Blair will be sending me a cheque in the post, or maybe they'll just let us off some tax or something.

Grrrr



Not sure of your meaning here, the Queen does not get any days off at all, in 50 years. Why do we have to bear the 'cost' of a public holiday?

CarZee

13,382 posts

275 months

Friday 3rd May 2002
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I think what he's getting at is those of us who are self employed get to have a day off work whether we want one or not and we don't get any holiday pay that doesn't come out of our own pockets...

What's worse is that (i) every bugger is off-work and will be on the roads (ii) most shops will be closed, so what are we supposed to do with this day off that's been 'given' to us.. oh and if you live in a suburban cul-de-sac there's a damned good chance that your street will be closed off so screaming children can run around and old people can drink rum punch.

This will cost most businesses in the UK & for something that I for one don't give a crap about..

>> Edited by CarZee on Friday 3rd May 11:21

davidd

6,531 posts

292 months

Friday 3rd May 2002
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I agree with CarZee there, we employ 6 people, I believe that legally we don't have to honour the day off but for the sake of good will etc of course we will. That means that the Queens jolly little day off will cost us 6 lots of a days wage, (forgetting all the other costs) and with software developers in Cambridge that is not cheap.

As for the Queen not having a day off, bollocks. Yes I do agree that she does a fair bit and I'm sure it's bloody annoying for her watching her Christmas Dinner go cold every year but bloody hell she gets paid well enough for it.

It would be nice if small business/self employed etc, etc who lose out would get some form of compensation but no. Mind you I suppose we are lucky that Gordon has not introduced a special tax to pay for all the parties and bunting.

Fume!

Bonce

4,339 posts

287 months

Friday 3rd May 2002
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for the sake of good will etc of course we will

Thanks boss, I'll buy you a pint

GregE240

10,857 posts

275 months

Friday 3rd May 2002
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.. oh and if you live in a suburban cul-de-sac there's a damned good chance that your street will be closed off so screaming children can run around and old people can drink rum punch....


Not in my street, and not while there's a hole in my ass. I didn't move there for all this collaborative cobblers - I'd have gone to a kibbutz if I was into all that nonsense.

CarZee

13,382 posts

275 months

Friday 3rd May 2002
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Not in my street, and not while there's a hole in my ass. I didn't move there for all this collaborative cobblers - I'd have gone to a kibbutz if I was into all that nonsense.
Good man... at least we've got the likes of Blames Direct to thank for the fact that you now have miles of red tape to get thru and millions in public liability cover to obtain before you can get yer trestle tables out nowadays

DIGGA

41,375 posts

291 months

Friday 3rd May 2002
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Greg - good on you. Sounds like your a man after my own heart!

I was beginning to think I was the only person in the country who didn't welcome constant, 'neighbourly' intrusion.

nonegreen

7,803 posts

278 months

Friday 3rd May 2002
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What about Driving Dogs for the Banned?



Latest development on rats is that the buggers can be wired up to operate like robots and find people in collapsed buidings etc. The next stage will be computer control for drivers who are terminally crap.

I saw Queen at Wembley years ago. Whats all this about a day off then? Do we get another one when that tw@t Thatcher finally snuffs it?

manek

2,977 posts

292 months

Friday 3rd May 2002
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[snip]Do we get another one when that tw@t Thatcher finally snuffs it?


Now you're talking! Make it a week!

JMGS4

8,775 posts

278 months

Friday 3rd May 2002
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We'll be havin' a year off when Phony Tony and 2 Jags bite the dust then???

gtir

24,741 posts

274 months

Friday 3rd May 2002
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This is all very well..
However I am not sure about you guys but whenever I hear any mention of the Queen this damn image of her on the toilet pops in my head!

parp!
"oh, pardon my royal arse Charles"