Mar Road Signs

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mel

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10,168 posts

281 months

Wednesday 1st May 2002
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I've just been over in Essex with a client and have seen possible the maddest road sign ever. It was one of those brown information ones that said "Brentwood Sports Centre" and then under that "Secret Nuclear Bunker" what is that all about has this country really gone that mad??? Or can anyone claim a madder one ?

Oh yes the thread was meant to read Mad Road Signs but the fat finger syndrome got me and I don't know how to edit that !

>>> Edited by mel on Wednesday 1st May 15:10

mr_tony

6,339 posts

275 months

Wednesday 1st May 2002
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ROTFLMAO... If I'd seen that I'd have probably driven off the road laughing!!! A sign like that has got to be dangerous!!

Bonce

4,339 posts

285 months

Wednesday 1st May 2002
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Yeah, I saw that near the M11 Harlow roundabout. Perhaps it's a decoy one hoping to lure the enemy who are looking for the actual secret one...

When I spotted the nuclear bunker sign there was also an advert for a "Psychic convention" or something like that attached to the very same signpost.
Why the hell do psychics need to advertise? I nearly crashed laughing... wish I had a camera with me.

CarZee

13,382 posts

273 months

Wednesday 1st May 2002
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maybe the sign doesn't actually point to a secret nuclear bunker.. it's probably a decoy.. to fool the greenpiecers..

On the A56 near Altrincham, there used to be 2 signs on a lamp-post pointing down towards Dunham:

- Refuse Incinerator
- Crematorium

They eventually moved the latter to a different lamp-post after it appeared on TV (IIRC)...

Suggs

393 posts

282 months

Wednesday 1st May 2002
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I've been to the Secret Nuclear Bunker a couple of times now. A very interesting place to visit on a rainy afternoon. Recommended!

Agreed it is a mad sign, but it got your attention!

plotloss

67,280 posts

276 months

Wednesday 1st May 2002
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In Slough there used to be a sign that said:

'Old Morgue - Drop In Centre'

My favourite is from the US though, its at an intersection and there are two signs. One for a place called 'Weed' and one for a place called 'College'.

I imagine many a man has stood at those crossroads (both physically and metaphorically) over the years!

Matt.

JonRB

75,718 posts

278 months

Wednesday 1st May 2002
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At Cheltenham General Hospital they have a one-way system through the internal roads of part of the hospital site.

This leads to the ironically apt signpost that bears the two signs
"Morgue" and
"In Only".

steve harrison

461 posts

273 months

Wednesday 1st May 2002
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It's quite famous and a lot of you have probably seen it but the sign at the edge of Silverstone village says "Silverstone - Please drive carefully"

gnomesmith

2,458 posts

282 months

Wednesday 1st May 2002
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I was driving through Fife, just south of St Andrews a couple of weeks ago, there are several signs there to 'secret bunker'.

Must make the golf very difficult.

pbirkett

18,352 posts

278 months

Thursday 2nd May 2002
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Down in a small village in Beamish near where I live there is a sign that says "Beware of visitors"

>> Edited by pbirkett on Thursday 2nd May 11:52