Missing person in north Africa and the middle east

[Derek Smith]

Has anybody seen Blair? Isn't he supposed to be the peace envoy to some place?

He gets the job and within days all of the Arab nations either have uprisings or worry that they might. We've even got Iranian warships patrolling the Suez Canal.

Is anyone suprised?

Mind you, he's learned his lessons. It took him years to completely mess up this country.

[Bing o]

They'll send in Gordon next, which will be shortly followed by an array of small mushroom clouds.