Anyone seen/heard of Brown or Darling recently?

[Tunku]

I've seen the occasional article in the local Fife press about Winky, cos the wee bd lives up this way, but nothing to do with what he has done to the country,only small twee articles about how he supports the local scout group etc.
Talking about twee, Alistair Darling, has been the invisible man since losing his job fking the economy. He is the MP for Edinburgh South West, a stones throw from Fife, and subject to the same local news, but not a cheep about him anywhere. Anyone know what he is up to? Did he resign from politics totally?

I think thay both are in hiding and have the same stock answer if anyone finds them.
"A big boy did it and ran away, sir"

[Life Saab Itch]

Darling has been trying and failing to make jibes in the commons.

Brown has been rocking in the foetal position in the Psychiatric ward of the Edinburgh Royal Infirmiry.
Caveat Emptor etc

[GTIR]

Captain?

[HOGEPH]

Lord Flasheart: Captain Darling? Funny name for a guy isn't it? Last person I called darling was pregnant twenty seconds later.

[ZOLLAR]

HOGEPH said:

Lord Flasheart: Captain Darling? Funny name for a guy isn't it? Last person I called darling was pregnant twenty seconds later.