Fold seats down to save weight
Fold seats down to save weight
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Taita

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7,829 posts

219 months

Saturday 12th February 2011
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I can't find it anywhere! Google has failed me!

Does anyone have a link to that most venerable of threads?

dontfollowme

1,171 posts

249 months

Saturday 12th February 2011
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Minimal fuel too IIRC smile

southpaw

5,999 posts

241 months

Saturday 12th February 2011
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http://pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f...
Seems to have been deleted but quoted in that thread:

Corsa driver said:
It only carries 1 person, Me. It has no extra weight in the car, all glove compartments, cubby holes and the boot is empty. The rear exhaust may or may not add power. It has only ever run on Optimax, I know you get more boost out if this fuel on bigger engined cars but every little helps. The tyres are always inflated to 38 PSI to give extra grip and less tyre slouch. Often I put the rear seats flat, this reduces weight. (Like why you crawl flat across a frozen pond so as not to break the ice). I regularly drive with around £10 of fuel, again weight saving, and often I use engine cleaner in the fuel load to remove debris from the fuel injectors. The car is always clean improving aerodynamic progress. I have timed the 0 - 60 at 9.3 seconds, and this shaves a couple of seconds off the standard time. Hope this answers your question.


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The rear seat thing, It is rare that I fold them down, but it has to be said that when folded they remove a bit of weight. Vertical seats exert more downward force because the energy is focused on a smaller surface area. When horizontal, the weight is spread and so is less per Centimetre squared.

wackojacko

8,581 posts

206 months

Saturday 12th February 2011
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southpaw said:
http://pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f...
Seems to have been deleted but quoted in that thread:

Corsa driver said:
It only carries 1 person, Me. It has no extra weight in the car, all glove compartments, cubby holes and the boot is empty. The rear exhaust may or may not add power. It has only ever run on Optimax, I know you get more boost out if this fuel on bigger engined cars but every little helps. The tyres are always inflated to 38 PSI to give extra grip and less tyre slouch. Often I put the rear seats flat, this reduces weight. (Like why you crawl flat across a frozen pond so as not to break the ice). I regularly drive with around £10 of fuel, again weight saving, and often I use engine cleaner in the fuel load to remove debris from the fuel injectors. The car is always clean improving aerodynamic progress. I have timed the 0 - 60 at 9.3 seconds, and this shaves a couple of seconds off the standard time. Hope this answers your question.


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The rear seat thing, It is rare that I fold them down, but it has to be said that when folded they remove a bit of weight. Vertical seats exert more downward force because the energy is focused on a smaller surface area. When horizontal, the weight is spread and so is less per Centimetre squared.
rofl.......Classic.

YOF626

133 posts

175 months

Saturday 12th February 2011
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rofl

working class

8,958 posts

203 months

Saturday 12th February 2011
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Ive never seen that, does he still come on here? That is epic rofl

Twincharged

1,851 posts

221 months

Saturday 12th February 2011
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working class said:
Ive never seen that, does he still come on here? That is epic rofl
It was on a Corsa owners club website (CorsaSport?), it just did its rounds on here.

I don't think he'd last five minutes on PH!

ETA: Nope, it was "VXR Online" forums.

GavinPearson

5,715 posts

267 months

Saturday 12th February 2011
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It's almost on a par with cadence clutching.

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

241 months

Saturday 12th February 2011
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Oh he's certainly on here biggrin

I'll spare his blushes though, wouldn't want to make him dizzy with embarrassment.

Taita

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7,829 posts

219 months

Saturday 12th February 2011
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GavinPearson said:
It's almost on a par with cadence clutching.
What is this you speak of?

Negative Creep

25,555 posts

243 months

Saturday 12th February 2011
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Taita said:
GavinPearson said:
It's almost on a par with cadence clutching.
What is this you speak of?
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=160496

Taita

Original Poster:

7,829 posts

219 months

Saturday 12th February 2011
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Negative Creep said:
That did not go well for him really did it!

Great Pretender

26,140 posts

230 months

Saturday 12th February 2011
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Famous Graham said:
Oh he's certainly on here biggrin

I'll spare his blushes though, wouldn't want to make him dizzy with embarrassment.
biggrin

Especially given what he now does for a living...

wackojacko

8,581 posts

206 months

Saturday 12th February 2011
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Great Pretender said:
Famous Graham said:
Oh he's certainly on here biggrin

I'll spare his blushes though, wouldn't want to make him dizzy with embarrassment.
biggrin

Especially given what he now does for a living...
biggrin

Castrol Craig

18,073 posts

222 months

Saturday 12th February 2011
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so what happens if i fold the seats down and get toptune to polish the pistons, will i be ok at 88mph?

Negative Creep

25,555 posts

243 months

Saturday 12th February 2011
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Let's be honest, I bet a lot of us have said monumentally stupid things often early in our driving careers. Luckily when I did it wasn't immortalised online

LukeBird

17,170 posts

225 months

Sunday 13th February 2011
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hehe

I haven't read that in ages!

carmonk

7,910 posts

203 months

Sunday 13th February 2011
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An acquaintance of mine was thinking of painting his calipers. He then made it worse by saying he didn't want to use cheap paint as it would flake off with the centrifugal force.

Fordo

1,563 posts

240 months

Sunday 13th February 2011
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this reminds me of a thread someone that did the rounds a while ago - a chap who fed a fine grain of sand into his cars inlet, to 'port and polish' the head.......

TheEnd

15,370 posts

204 months

Sunday 13th February 2011
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carmonk said:
An acquaintance of mine was thinking of painting his calipers. He then made it worse by saying he didn't want to use cheap paint as it would flake off with the centrifugal force.
How stupid! everyone knows it's centripetal force!