That was a bad trip to the shops (rant with extra language).
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Disclaimer: I take no responsibility for the following censorship, as you may notice, i am most annoyed.
Im travelling to the tesco which is about 30 mins away by car, as i live in the sticks. I always go later at night as its 24 hours and gives me some peace whilst i shop.
Anyway, single carriageway unlit country road, 60mph and im toddling along at 40, nobody behind me, chilling to a bit of radio 4.
Approaching a bend which isnt massive but its a little blind.
All of a sudden some stupid f
king chav wker comes flying around the corner, must have been doing about 90. I had no time to react as this dhead crosses the white lines with his wheels, about 1ft into my side of the carriageway. I think it was an old 3-series coupe, but it was goint at mach9 so couldnt get a good look or look at the reg.
I give this tt a long blast of the horn but doubt he heard it. If i had been going any faster i would have been on the actual corner itself (rather than the approach) and this stupid fking would have hit me head on.
As i get around the corner, about halfway around, out comes another fking wker, a stupid fking chav no doubt doing similar speed in his stty old saxo. i heard the big exhaust as he went past. having a big exhaust does not make your stty fking little french matchbox any faster, neither does it make your dick bigger or your driving skills any better, you . this dhead wasnt on my side of the carriageway but was very close to the white lines. didnt get the reg of this knob either.
if i was mrs miggins or equal chav in equal pathetic car with equal amount of st driving ability, this would easily have been a fatal.
so if any of you were passing a military barracks within the last few hours in the north west, driving like a wker, please let me know who you are, knob
lastly, as i got to tesco, some cock end in a '58 focus comes hooning down the car park causing me to take a step back, before throwing it into the last disabled bay by the doors, and jumping out before doing a usain bolt towards the store. another tt in the making right there.
honestly, i thought driving used to be enjoyable, now the roads are just full of knobs.
There, thats better.
Im travelling to the tesco which is about 30 mins away by car, as i live in the sticks. I always go later at night as its 24 hours and gives me some peace whilst i shop.
Anyway, single carriageway unlit country road, 60mph and im toddling along at 40, nobody behind me, chilling to a bit of radio 4.
Approaching a bend which isnt massive but its a little blind.
All of a sudden some stupid f
king chav wker comes flying around the corner, must have been doing about 90. I had no time to react as this dhead crosses the white lines with his wheels, about 1ft into my side of the carriageway. I think it was an old 3-series coupe, but it was goint at mach9 so couldnt get a good look or look at the reg.I give this t
t a long blast of the horn but doubt he heard it. If i had been going any faster i would have been on the actual corner itself (rather than the approach) and this stupid fking would have hit me head on.As i get around the corner, about halfway around, out comes another f
king wker, a stupid fking chav no doubt doing similar speed in his stty old saxo. i heard the big exhaust as he went past. having a big exhaust does not make your stty fking little french matchbox any faster, neither does it make your dick bigger or your driving skills any better, you . this dhead wasnt on my side of the carriageway but was very close to the white lines. didnt get the reg of this knob either.if i was mrs miggins or equal chav in equal pathetic car with equal amount of s
t driving ability, this would easily have been a fatal.so if any of you were passing a military barracks within the last few hours in the north west, driving like a w
ker, please let me know who you are, knob lastly, as i got to tesco, some cock end in a '58 focus comes hooning down the car park causing me to take a step back, before throwing it into the last disabled bay by the doors, and jumping out before doing a usain bolt towards the store. another t
t in the making right there.honestly, i thought driving used to be enjoyable, now the roads are just full of knobs.
There, thats better.
Edited by Acheron on Thursday 27th January 22:37
7/10, I liked the rambling insults and degradation, reasonable number of expletives, though perhaps next time add more shouting. Must also remember to not finish by feeling better, but be ANGRY!
I see this sorta stuff increasingly often too, and I too despair for our roads and the twunts that use them..
I see this sorta stuff increasingly often too, and I too despair for our roads and the twunts that use them..
ruined by OP doing 40 in a 60, the only diametrical solution for the chavs was to even up the average road speed. 
I use that road every day on my way to and from work(I've got a land rover svx and not a 3 series or Saxo!)so many near misses on there especially when dark and muggy.I've seen the aftermath of plenty of 'offs' on that road over the years-all the way through to Marton Mere Caravan Park.
MarsellusWallace said:
I use that road every day on my way to and from work(I've got a land rover svx and not a 3 series or Saxo!)so many near misses on there especially when dark and muggy.I've seen the aftermath of plenty of 'offs' on that road over the years-all the way through to Marton Mere Caravan Park.
Its an absolute nightmare of a road, i'll keep an eye out for ya when im down that way next! (if i dare risk it!) 
Went past there myself only a couple of days ago, noticed a good set of tyre tracks straight across the grass at the bend, only just missed the chevron sign - dunno why they don't just put a gravel trap there and have done with it!
http://maps.google.co.uk/?ie=UTF8&ll=53.815051...
http://maps.google.co.uk/?ie=UTF8&ll=53.815051...
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