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Missed that but did anyone hear radio 1 or Kiss this morning?
In the competition a girl said "f
k me" accidently (easily done) which was brilliant (and very embarassing for Sarah Cox.
On Kiss, about 15 mins later with guest Holly Valence in the studio a guy phones in and asks live whether she gives good head? Bit crass but pure class and very funny.
In the competition a girl said "f
k me" accidently (easily done) which was brilliant (and very embarassing for Sarah Cox. On Kiss, about 15 mins later with guest Holly Valence in the studio a guy phones in and asks live whether she gives good head? Bit crass but pure class and very funny.
Didnt used to listen to them late, but the Mary Whitehouse Experience on Radio 1 at Midnight on Fridays was epically funny.
On the subject of saying things you shouldnt I got an e:mail about that very subject ages ago and recounted it to so many people I may as well recount it here!:
Australian Radio Show offering a holiday to Bali for someone who can come up with a new word and then work it into a sentence.
Caller 1: Hi, I'd like to enter the competition
DJ: OK, your're on air, go ahead, whats your word?
Caller 1: GAAN, spelt G-A-A-N
DJ: Ok, go on use GAAN in a sentence.
Caller 1: Ga'an fcuk yerself [hangs up]
DJ: [pause] Oh, thats silly, lets not have any more of that kind of thing, this is a serious competition.
[The show goes on and 8 or 10 people call and give there words and sentences]
DJ: OK, lets take one final call and then we can give that holiday away!
Caller 11: Oh, g'day, I'd like to enter the competition to win a trip to Bali
DJ: OK, go ahead, you're on the air, whats your word?
Caller 11: The word is SMEE, spelt S-M-E-E
DJ OK, thats good, now use it in a sentence
Caller 11: Smee again, ga'an fcuk yourself!
Sheer class!
Matt.
On the subject of saying things you shouldnt I got an e:mail about that very subject ages ago and recounted it to so many people I may as well recount it here!:
Australian Radio Show offering a holiday to Bali for someone who can come up with a new word and then work it into a sentence.
Caller 1: Hi, I'd like to enter the competition
DJ: OK, your're on air, go ahead, whats your word?
Caller 1: GAAN, spelt G-A-A-N
DJ: Ok, go on use GAAN in a sentence.
Caller 1: Ga'an fcuk yerself [hangs up]
DJ: [pause] Oh, thats silly, lets not have any more of that kind of thing, this is a serious competition.
[The show goes on and 8 or 10 people call and give there words and sentences]
DJ: OK, lets take one final call and then we can give that holiday away!
Caller 11: Oh, g'day, I'd like to enter the competition to win a trip to Bali
DJ: OK, go ahead, you're on the air, whats your word?
Caller 11: The word is SMEE, spelt S-M-E-E
DJ OK, thats good, now use it in a sentence
Caller 11: Smee again, ga'an fcuk yourself!
Sheer class!
Matt.
Heard a story of gridlock in London due to a Tarrant phone in on the Capital Radio breakfast drive-time job. Competition was to guess the name of a TV personality based on a theme tune. They played the tune for the Formula One program…. for which the personality required to win the prize was Murray Walker.
The girl who had phoned in was struggling and pleaded for a clue. After much persuasion (because it was allegedly so easy), Tarrant said “you put it in your mouth and suck it” (I.e. Murray Mint).
After a momentary pause, the girl proudly said “Oh yeah…Dickie Davies”
Apparently there were cars careering off the Finchley Road.
The girl who had phoned in was struggling and pleaded for a clue. After much persuasion (because it was allegedly so easy), Tarrant said “you put it in your mouth and suck it” (I.e. Murray Mint).
After a momentary pause, the girl proudly said “Oh yeah…Dickie Davies”
Apparently there were cars careering off the Finchley Road.
An urban legend, but funny as hell non the less...
Presenter: Gidday its XXX-FM, do you want to play the game?
Brian: Yeah, sure.
Presenter: O.K., Question 1 - When was the last time you had sex?
Brian: Ohhh, maaaate. Ha ha, well, about 8 o'clock this morning.
Presenter: And how long did it go for Brian?
Brian: Orrrrr . . . about 10 minutes.
Presenter: 10 minutes? Good one. And where did you do it mate?
Brian: Ohhhh maaaaate, I can't say that.
Presenter: There's a holiday to Bali at stake here Brian!
Brian: O.K. . . . O.K. . . . On the kitchen table.
Presenter: (and others in the room - much laughter) Good one Brian, now is it O.K. for us to call your wife?
Brian: Yeah, alright.
Presenter: Hi Sharelle, how are you?
Sharelle: Hi. Good, thanks.
Presenter: (Explains competition again.) We've got Brian on the other line. Say Hello.
Sharelle: Hi, Brian.
Brian: Hi, Sharelle.
Presenter: Now Sharelle, we're going to ask you the same three questions we asked Brian, and if you give the same answers, you win a trip for two to Bali.
Brian: Just tell the truth, Honey.
Sharelle: O.K.
Presenter: Sharelle, when was the last time you had sex?
Sharelle: Oohhhh, noooooo. I can't say that on radio.
Brian: Sharelle, it doesn't matter. I've already told them.
Sharelle: O.K. . . . About 8:00 this morning before Brian went to work.
Presenter: Good, nice start ! Next question: How long did it go for, Sharelle?
Sharelle: (giggling) About 12, maybe 15 minutes.
Co-Presenter: That's close enough. Brian was just being a gentleman.
Presenter: O.K. Sharelle, final question. Where did you do it?
Sharelle: Oh no, I can't say that. My mum could be listening. No way, no.
Presenter: There's a trip to Bali on the line here.
Brian: Sharelle, I've already told them so it doesn't matter anyway. Just tell 'em!
Sharelle: Ohhhh . . . alright . . . Up the arse!
Radio Silence
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Presenter: Sorry if anyone was offended before. We're going live here, and sometimes these things happen. We've given Brian and Sharelle the holiday. Now we'll take a music break.
>> Edited by englishman in LA on Friday 26th April 23:29
Presenter: Gidday its XXX-FM, do you want to play the game?
Brian: Yeah, sure.
Presenter: O.K., Question 1 - When was the last time you had sex?
Brian: Ohhh, maaaate. Ha ha, well, about 8 o'clock this morning.
Presenter: And how long did it go for Brian?
Brian: Orrrrr . . . about 10 minutes.
Presenter: 10 minutes? Good one. And where did you do it mate?
Brian: Ohhhh maaaaate, I can't say that.
Presenter: There's a holiday to Bali at stake here Brian!
Brian: O.K. . . . O.K. . . . On the kitchen table.
Presenter: (and others in the room - much laughter) Good one Brian, now is it O.K. for us to call your wife?
Brian: Yeah, alright.
Presenter: Hi Sharelle, how are you?
Sharelle: Hi. Good, thanks.
Presenter: (Explains competition again.) We've got Brian on the other line. Say Hello.
Sharelle: Hi, Brian.
Brian: Hi, Sharelle.
Presenter: Now Sharelle, we're going to ask you the same three questions we asked Brian, and if you give the same answers, you win a trip for two to Bali.
Brian: Just tell the truth, Honey.
Sharelle: O.K.
Presenter: Sharelle, when was the last time you had sex?
Sharelle: Oohhhh, noooooo. I can't say that on radio.
Brian: Sharelle, it doesn't matter. I've already told them.
Sharelle: O.K. . . . About 8:00 this morning before Brian went to work.
Presenter: Good, nice start ! Next question: How long did it go for, Sharelle?
Sharelle: (giggling) About 12, maybe 15 minutes.
Co-Presenter: That's close enough. Brian was just being a gentleman.
Presenter: O.K. Sharelle, final question. Where did you do it?
Sharelle: Oh no, I can't say that. My mum could be listening. No way, no.
Presenter: There's a trip to Bali on the line here.
Brian: Sharelle, I've already told them so it doesn't matter anyway. Just tell 'em!
Sharelle: Ohhhh . . . alright . . . Up the arse!
Radio Silence
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Presenter: Sorry if anyone was offended before. We're going live here, and sometimes these things happen. We've given Brian and Sharelle the holiday. Now we'll take a music break.
>> Edited by englishman in LA on Friday 26th April 23:29
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