Rant: I'm really ****ing MAD!!!!!!!

Rant: I'm really ****ing MAD!!!!!!!

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.mark

Original Poster:

11,104 posts

282 months

Friday 26th April 2002
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Wife took the Chimaera to work yesterday for a change and I was in the company car, now usually we take the same route to a certain point and then go our different ways, this means I am usually about 5 or 6 cars behind in the usual morning queue.

Not so yesterday and when I got home she seemed a little upset, when I questioned her she said she was sitting in the queue as usual when a car load of F***wit Scrotes coming the other way, slow down and start hurling abuse at her for no reason - she was staionary in a queue so no reason to p*ss anyone off. They just went ballistic at her using all the four letter words and apelike hand signals they could think of!!

Now any other day of the week I would have been not far behind and would have seen all this, and could have pulled my car across to block the road and give 'em a F***ing good kicking!

I know we've been here before on PH but it's never happened directly to me/wife and I am beside myself with anger and wanted to get it off my chest. I'm going to keep an eye out for these f***ers and make myself feel better
Look out soon for a PH Trial by baseball bat thread.

Sorry about that
Rant over.

plotloss

67,280 posts

276 months

Friday 26th April 2002
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What complete and utter c*nts (excuse my french)!

'Er indoors gets stick usually from rep-mobile drivers when she is out in mine, but nothing like that, thats savage, what possible reason could there be for it?

Wouldnt it be nice to organise a PH Posse (of the wild west kind as opposed to the max power kind), just for moments like this.

Matt.

>> Edited by plotloss on Friday 26th April 10:49

gtir

24,741 posts

272 months

Friday 26th April 2002
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What a sad bunch of individuals.

I also get some abuse when I am in my GTIR, although I do expect some as it stands out like a basketballer at a midget convention.

Its usually when I am just cruising in traffic in Cambridge, and guys usually say "w*nker" or "tosser", but as you will have guessed they never say it when they are on their own. Twats.

Oh well, at least I dont drive a BMW I dont think I could handle the abuse

loudpedal

3,928 posts

275 months

Friday 26th April 2002
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Keep cool about it. Braindead, dickless morons like this are just jealous losers who are mad at the world cos their dads were too strict or something. We've all experienced tossers like it in our time, but you just have to relax in the knowledge that they are likely to have very cr@p lives. Did she get their license plate btw?

Bonce

4,339 posts

285 months

Friday 26th April 2002
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Its usually when I am just cruising in traffic in Cambridge, and guys usually say "w*nker" or "tosser",


And that's just the people who know you

steve harrison

461 posts

273 months

Friday 26th April 2002
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I am shocked and saddened. There have always been people of limited intellectual capacity around but how can you possibly justify such behaviour?

At the risk of upsetting Mark (are you looking at my bird?) his wife (what are you looking at?) and my wife (are you looking at that woman?) a lone woman in a Chimaera comes pretty high up the fantasy list and is due some serious respect rather than abuse.

The correct response is of course to realise that envy is a powerful emotion and not to rise to the taunts of people who are jealous of what you have (and I'm talking about two brain cells to rub together and call your own here, not the car)

That is of course bo**ocks. Far better to drag them out of the car and have them prostrate themselves in front of Mark's wife and beg for forgiveness until their throats are hoarse and their knees are bleeding - then give them a f**king good kicking for good measure.

Funny thing is, if you ever get the opportunity to ask someone like this why they did it they can't answer you. All you get is incoherent mumbling.

gtir

24,741 posts

272 months

Friday 26th April 2002
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Its usually when I am just cruising in traffic in Cambridge, and guys usually say "w*nker" or "tosser",


And that's just the people who know you



Right thats it, no more whipping for you just straight hard oh and I will not remember your name in the morning and no, I aint gonna call you!

You man, go yourself and get a life you

Ok lets just calm down now

CarZee

13,382 posts

273 months

Friday 26th April 2002
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If you have the reg. number, retribution is close at hand..

zippy500

1,883 posts

275 months

Friday 26th April 2002
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Dont get mad. Get even.

Bonce

4,339 posts

285 months

Friday 26th April 2002
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If you have the reg. number, retribution is close at hand..



Cheers Carzee, I have GTI-r's reg number. What do I do now?

CarZee

13,382 posts

273 months

Friday 26th April 2002
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just sit back and wait for his engine to blow up ...

.mark

Original Poster:

11,104 posts

282 months

Friday 26th April 2002
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No she didn't get the reg number - but it was a red escort.
Perhaps I'll just go out and burn every one I can find over the weekend. That should cost the little f***Wits as they probably aren't insured

gtir

24,741 posts

272 months

Friday 26th April 2002
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just sit back and wait for his engine to blow up ...



So you are responsible for my gearbox blowing up then Bonce

nmlowe

1,666 posts

273 months

Friday 26th April 2002
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No she didn't get the reg number - but it was a red escort.
Perhaps I'll just go out and burn every one I can find over the weekend. That should cost the little f***Wits as they probably aren't insured



Yipee. A firework show!,
There's plenty red escorts around my area!

Roadrunner

2,690 posts

273 months

Friday 26th April 2002
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Let the red mist clear before you do anything silly. You don't want to end up doing time over some of lifes loosers. Knowing our superb justice system the law will come down on you, not those poor 'victims' of society.

.mark

Original Poster:

11,104 posts

282 months

Friday 26th April 2002
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You may be right Roadrunner..............but on the other hand.............
I'm calming down a bit now, thanks for the support guys.

loudpedal

3,928 posts

275 months

Friday 26th April 2002
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.mark do you live in the sort of place where you're likely ever to see these bellends again anyway? If so, keep an eye out and some strong words are well in order if you ever do. If not, forget 'em. They're sh1t on your shoe....

MikeGF

740 posts

290 months

Friday 26th April 2002
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.mark I am really sorry, that is just pants. THere are some real tw@'s out there.

WHere in Hants did this happen (I live in Fleet, BTW)? I will happily look out for the scumbags for you. Any description (apart from back to front baseball cap, sovereign rings and Kappa shirt that seems the uniform).

>> Edited by MikeGF on Friday 26th April 12:52

smeagol

1,947 posts

290 months

Friday 26th April 2002
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.mark sorry to hear about this, it is sh*tty when it happens. To cheer up I always think of the "fish called wanda quote"

Wanda "sorry about that, daddy used to beat him as a child"
Michael Palin "good"

Bill B

19 posts

270 months

Friday 26th April 2002
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Mark sorry to hear what happened, hope your wife is ok, I am sure we have all experienced this at some stage when in the tiv, but to do it to a woman well just shows how gutless(like there cars) these w@nkers are, i am in the Huntingdon area and do get the w@nkers shouting abuse now&again and if you stop the car they run a mile, even had the white van man when coming the other way trying to throw there fag end in your car when the top is down, anyway keep the heaqd up and pray the gutless w@nkers crash in to a tree at some point wiping them all out