Crystal skull on bbc now...

[y282]

My god i'd forgotten how awful it is. the fridge thing was bad enough, but only now have i realised the finality of how bad it is as Shia LaBoeuf has just appeared on screen.

It's like being raped in the eyes with only a handful of sand for lube.

[Jasandjules]

Glad I was out then, so missed it.

[AlexC1981]

That was the first time I saw it. Like a caricature of an Indiana Jones film

Not a dreadful film, but it should have been so much better.

[EDLT]

I gave up after Shia LaBoeuf had been on for ten minutes.

Why didn't their guns stick to the super magnetic crate?

[hidetheelephants]

AlexC1981 said:

That was the first time I saw it. Like a caricature of an Indiana Jones film

Not a dreadful film, but it should have been so much better.

I damn it with similar faint praise; it was mediocre. A big let down compared to the other 3.

[tali1]

Shia LaBoeuf is statistically the most bankable movie star.
A bit like Michael Buble effect
Who the fluck he? where he come from? When ? How? Why?

[hidetheelephants]

tali1 said:

Shia LaBoeuf is statistically the most bankable movie star.
A bit like Michael Buble effect
Who the fluck he? where he come from? When ? How? Why?

He has emerged from the sphincter that defecates 'famous' people with funny names into the world. You spookily mention one of the other products of this orifice.

[tali1]

hidetheelephants said:

tali1 said:

Shia LaBoeuf is statistically the most bankable movie star.
A bit like Michael Buble effect
Who the fluck he? where he come from? When ? How? Why?

He has emerged from the sphincter that defecates 'famous' people with funny names into the world. You spookily mention one of the other products of this orifice.

Justin feckin Beiber

[LuS1fer]

I watched it on Sky Plus. It's just a bt desperate having a man his age as an action hero. Let's pray his really bad "son" doesn't make the jump to even more dross. Just goes to show it never pays to milk stuff. Did all the decent screen-writers die?

[g3org3y]

I waited for the 4th Indy film for a long time and actually saw this in the cinema. Was very very disappointed. The overall story wasn't great, the dialogue poor (compared to the old Indy films), Kate Blanchett's character was weak and some of the scenes frankly ludicrious.

Worst scene - where Indy's son goes through the jungle like a monkey catching up to the cars. What the shuddering fk was going on there!?

George Lucas - stop remaking everything, Indy 4 was st, as was Star Wars Ep 1, 2 & 3.

[v8will]

I'm a big Indy fan but this installment is simply 'wk'

[Halb]

Watched this, wasn't as bad as I remember.
A few tingly moments like when he picks up his hat.