how to get into the boot of a BMW 318 as the lock is broke?

[joeel]

Can anyone tell me how to get into the boot of a 1997 bmw 318 as the lock has broke and I need to get something important out of the boot. I have just been released from the nick, done a bit of bird up north with all these northern monkeys, a bit of intent to supply, gbh, usual bull...anyway I left my car at an ex girl friends house, it has been sat in her drive for 6 years and basically I have tried to break in to the boot but I think I am just making it worse. Anyone here got any ideas?


I have asked the same question in another forum called BMW Land http://www.bmwland.co.uk/forums/viewtopic.php?f=1&... and some one mentioned this place, maybe you can help???...

Edited by joeel on Sunday 26th December 18:24

[Speed_Demon]

[joeel]

Sorry? whats with the Jackson pic?

[Mike 820]

Similar thing happened on a friends 97 318. We looked into the boot via the ski hatch. Managed to reach through and pull the boot trim down. Then we could see the lock mechanism and see that a small hook had come away from the mechanism.

Simply popped it back in place and hey presto everything working as it should.

[Getragdogleg]

Pics of the BMW ? just so we know exactly what we could be dealing with.

cough

[Harpo]

6 years and they never taught you how to break into a boot?
Damn, these northern jails are poor value for my tax money.
Merry Christmas.

[joeel]

Getragdogleg said:

Pics of the BMW ? just so we know exactly what we could be dealing with.

cough

Sorry I have not got pics of the BMW, I can take one tommorow though!

[joeel]

Harpo said:

6 years and they never taught you how to break into a boot?
Damn, these northern jails are poor value for my tax money.
Merry Christmas.

Full Sutton and Moorland open prison are full of Yorkshire puddings, I don't remomend serving time up there to anyone.

[joeel]

Mike 820 said:

Similar thing happened on a friends 97 318. We looked into the boot via the ski hatch. Managed to reach through and pull the boot trim down. Then we could see the lock mechanism and see that a small hook had come away from the mechanism.

Simply popped it back in place and hey presto everything working as it should.

Thanks, I will take a look tomorrow, where is the 'ski hatch', never heard of it before?..

[Speed_Demon]

joeel said:

Mike 820 said:

Similar thing happened on a friends 97 318. We looked into the boot via the ski hatch. Managed to reach through and pull the boot trim down. Then we could see the lock mechanism and see that a small hook had come away from the mechanism.

Simply popped it back in place and hey presto everything working as it should.

Thanks, I will take a look tomorrow, where is the 'ski hatch', never heard of it before?..

Inbetween the two rear seats.

[lordlee]

The ski hatch is in the centre of the rear seats usually with an arm rest.

[joeel]

Speed_Demon said:

joeel said:

Mike 820 said:

Similar thing happened on a friends 97 318. We looked into the boot via the ski hatch. Managed to reach through and pull the boot trim down. Then we could see the lock mechanism and see that a small hook had come away from the mechanism.

Simply popped it back in place and hey presto everything working as it should.

Thanks, I will take a look tomorrow, where is the 'ski hatch', never heard of it before?..

Inbetween the two rear seats.

lordlee said:

The ski hatch is in the centre of the rear seats usually with an arm rest.

I haven't got the keys to get into the car, they have been misplaced, I have tried breaking into the boot and the lock is broke. Is there any other way?

Edited by joeel on Sunday 26th December 19:09

[Getragdogleg]

The boot will be empty, the treasure long gone, the keys thrown away to delay the moment you discover the woman spent it all on fripperies.

[joeel]

Getragdogleg said:

The boot will be empty, the treasure long gone, the keys thrown away to delay the moment you discover the woman spent it all on fripperies.

Doubt it, B***ch aint that smart bruv, Essex girls for you!

[Mafioso]

joeel said:

Doubt it, B***ch aint that smart bruv, Essex girls for you!

Neither are you by the sound of it. Do you know how many letters are in the word bh?

[Urban Sports]

Just do what some lawless festering did to mine the other day, butcher the lock with a screwdriver!

HTH you frigging dog egg.

[joeel]

Mafioso said:

joeel said:

Doubt it, B***ch aint that smart bruv, Essex girls for you!

Neither are you by the sound of it. Do you know how many letters are in the word bh?

Cool it bruv, I am dyslexic.

[firman]

Mafioso said:

joeel said:

Doubt it, B***ch aint that smart bruv, Essex girls for you!

Neither are you by the sound of it. Do you know how many letters are in the word bh?

Nah when you have done 'bird' oooop norf it is probably BIATCH!!

ETA why not just use the R8 instead? http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Edited by firman on Sunday 26th December 19:42

[Mafioso]

joeel said:

Mafioso said:

joeel said:

Doubt it, B***ch aint that smart bruv, Essex girls for you!

Neither are you by the sound of it. Do you know how many letters are in the word bh?

Cool it bruv, I am dyslexic.

ps off.

[carreauchompeur]

Erm, troll?