Something interesting happened.......
Something interesting happened.......
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Liquid Knight

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15,754 posts

199 months

Thursday 16th December 2010
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....on the way home last night.

I was happily pootling along at a safe distance from the car in front. It had been raining all day and driving a 30 zone through the centre of a village. When the car in front just stopped dead. I checked my mirrors and stopped behind it. Checked my mirrors again, signaled and started to drive past. The driver of the other car blasted his horn so I pulled up along side to see if there was a problem. The driver of the other car shouted....

"Can't you see there's an censored Ambulance behind us you censored?"

I looked back to see a garden illuminated with flashing blue L.E.D festive lights and politely suggested he should look again. The driver did and apologised and we continued out journeys.

I nearly shouted "It's not an Ambwilans it's fairy lights you 'tard" but missed the chance. wink

Would have made an interesting accident. Driver "A" was distracted by festive decorative lights in a garden, performed an emergency stop and was struck by a vehicle "B" from behind (assuming drive "B" is a bit closer than I was). Who'd be to blame? Driver "A" for making an uneccessary emergency stop and not checking his mirrors properly, driver "B" for not being able to avoid driver "A" or the owners/tennants/squaters of the Chav pallace making their garden look like Santas Ghetto?

Edited by Liquid Knight on Thursday 16th December 09:30



Edited by Liquid Knight on Tuesday 28th December 20:18

Cupramax

10,805 posts

268 months

Thursday 16th December 2010
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Magic919

14,126 posts

217 months

Thursday 16th December 2010
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It's Ambiwlans you 'tard.

joebongo

1,516 posts

191 months

Thursday 16th December 2010
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Driver A I think is at fault here for the unnecessary emergency stop - just assumed flashing blue meant do that, which it doesn't. You yield to emergency vehicles yes, but you don't want a fire engine up your arse!

Fleckers

2,878 posts

217 months

Thursday 16th December 2010
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but driver A would have wipeyourarselash

so drive B would be 101% to blame

Chav house would have put it on youratube and drunk out on it form years


Dan S

945 posts

246 months

Thursday 16th December 2010
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thread title lies

joewilliams

2,004 posts

217 months

Thursday 16th December 2010
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Driver B would be at fault if they couldn't react and stop in time. The reason for A's emergency stop is immaterial.

ZOLLAR

19,914 posts

189 months

Thursday 16th December 2010
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Dan S said:
thread title lies
hehe

Flintstone

8,644 posts

263 months

Thursday 16th December 2010
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joewilliams said:
Driver B would be at fault if they couldn't react and stop in time. The reason for A's emergency stop is immaterial.
I don't know which is the saddest. Driver 'A', the OP for bothering to start a thread or you for taking it seriously.




Or me for bothering to read this far.

Liquid Knight

Original Poster:

15,754 posts

199 months

Friday 17th December 2010
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Okay interesting-ish but I can't change the title of the thread. wink

sn00per

79 posts

176 months

Friday 17th December 2010
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blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

248 months

Friday 17th December 2010
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Magic919 said:
It's Ambiwlans you 'tard.
SO utterly tedious.
What happened, have you only seen that 'joke' twelve times today and had nothing left to wk over?