Billionaire's Christmas giftlist
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What would you have if you were Mr Abramovich?
Apparently today's billionaires will be looking at the Veyron Super Sport and 1936 Bugatti Type 57SC.
Along with a super-yacht and an Egyptian mummy.
http://swns.com/jaw-dropping-65-million-christmas-...
What would you have? I'd go with some sort of kitted out jumbo
Apparently today's billionaires will be looking at the Veyron Super Sport and 1936 Bugatti Type 57SC.
Along with a super-yacht and an Egyptian mummy.
http://swns.com/jaw-dropping-65-million-christmas-...
What would you have? I'd go with some sort of kitted out jumbo
If I was a billionaire cars and rubbish ancient artifacts would be the last thing on my mind for Christmas.
Instead I'd be looking forward to having a liver so beaten and defiled you'd be forgiven for thinking George Best had taken custody of it, a feeding trough formerly brimming the finest marching powder now half empty, and several hand picked hotties from my own version of FHM's top 100 strumpets all complaining that after a full advent's worth of non-stop scuddings from yours truly, it feels like a hand grenade has gone off in their panties.
By new year I'd be deserving of the nick-name 'the human piston', and a spell in rehab.
Shame I'll never be rich, I reckon I could have great fun with it.
Instead I'd be looking forward to having a liver so beaten and defiled you'd be forgiven for thinking George Best had taken custody of it, a feeding trough formerly brimming the finest marching powder now half empty, and several hand picked hotties from my own version of FHM's top 100 strumpets all complaining that after a full advent's worth of non-stop scuddings from yours truly, it feels like a hand grenade has gone off in their panties.
By new year I'd be deserving of the nick-name 'the human piston', and a spell in rehab.
Shame I'll never be rich, I reckon I could have great fun with it.
FranKinFezza said:
(if i were a billionare)I would buy the Ark Royal and live there think of the
fantasy garage you could have in the under deck hangar.
and suitably refitted what a fantastic mobile home platform it could make.
I would have never thought about something like that but that's a cracking idea fantasy garage you could have in the under deck hangar.
and suitably refitted what a fantastic mobile home platform it could make.
I was being quite realistic and thinking of one f those rage buggies from top gear a couple years back.
But then I thought nah, if you are all having planes and boats I'm having a fleet of monster trucks and challenger tanks to play ultimate paintball with my mates in my backyard. (a couple challenger tanks etc with 50-100mm paintballs sounds like a laugh.)
But then I thought nah, if you are all having planes and boats I'm having a fleet of monster trucks and challenger tanks to play ultimate paintball with my mates in my backyard. (a couple challenger tanks etc with 50-100mm paintballs sounds like a laugh.)
I'd buy a small fleet of F1 cars, and build a full size replica of Spa-Francorchamps in my back garden (wouldn't be cheap but hey, I'm a billionaire!). Have all my mates round at the weekend for a Grand Prix race. Would probably end up like Spa 1998 and I'd need a carbon fibre manufacturing plant to repair all the cars, but what the hell, it'd be a laugh!
FranKinFezza said:
Ark Royal
I agree an ex-military ship of almost any description would be infinitely superior to the typical plastic bath tubs lining marinas. Something with a steel hull which could trverse the globe - go anywhere in any weather. A battle ship perhaps in matt black.k-ink said:
FranKinFezza said:
Ark Royal
I agree an ex-military ship of almost any description would be infinitely superior to the typical plastic bath tubs lining marinas. Something with a steel hull which could trverse the globe - go anywhere in any weather. A battle ship perhaps in matt black.I'd rather an interior minus the 1980's Russian gold and mirrors! Something minimal and contemporary would be fine. Like this inside:
http://www.wally.com/jumpCh.asp?idUser=0&idCha...
http://www.wally.com/jumpCh.asp?idUser=0&idCha...
Stu R said:
If I was a billionaire cars and rubbish ancient artifacts would be the last thing on my mind for Christmas.
Instead I'd be looking forward to having a liver so beaten and defiled you'd be forgiven for thinking George Best had taken custody of it, a feeding trough formerly brimming the finest marching powder now half empty, and several hand picked hotties from my own version of FHM's top 100 strumpets all complaining that after a full advent's worth of non-stop scuddings from yours truly, it feels like a hand grenade has gone off in their panties.
By new year I'd be deserving of the nick-name 'the human piston', and a spell in rehab.
Shame I'll never be rich, I reckon I could have great fun with it.
This. Definitely this.Instead I'd be looking forward to having a liver so beaten and defiled you'd be forgiven for thinking George Best had taken custody of it, a feeding trough formerly brimming the finest marching powder now half empty, and several hand picked hotties from my own version of FHM's top 100 strumpets all complaining that after a full advent's worth of non-stop scuddings from yours truly, it feels like a hand grenade has gone off in their panties.
By new year I'd be deserving of the nick-name 'the human piston', and a spell in rehab.
Shame I'll never be rich, I reckon I could have great fun with it.
http://www.rswarbirds.com/
I'd buy all of these. Put a laser thing on it like q-zar games and then get all my friends and a clear piece of airspace and have fun!
I'd buy all of these. Put a laser thing on it like q-zar games and then get all my friends and a clear piece of airspace and have fun!
calibrax said:
I'd buy a small fleet of F1 cars, and build a full size replica of Spa-Francorchamps in my back garden (wouldn't be cheap but hey, I'm a billionaire!). Have all my mates round at the weekend for a Grand Prix race. Would probably end up like Spa 1998 and I'd need a carbon fibre manufacturing plant to repair all the cars, but what the hell, it'd be a laugh!
You want to be Bernie dont youSee, I don't understand billionaires.
They piss all this money away on massive boats that they can't even drive in an antisocial manner, and all they've really done is go to the billionaire next door "look at my massive boat!"
What I'm going to do, when I'm a multi-billionaire, is live in a secret base in a volcano. And go to work in a helicopter like Airwolf. Or maybe a submarine like Captain Nemo's. Or both. As noted above, we're all billionaires here.
The airship sounds good. I think, given billions which I have run out of ideas how to spend, that a full-size helium-filled replica of the Hindenberg might be on the cards.
No.
Actually.
f
k it.
There's a Caspian Sea Monster with my name on it.
Repainted in BRG. And fitted with a bhin' stereo.
That'd make a stir in Monaco harbour. Especially when leaving...
Big white boat with a fancy living room and a helicopter and a minisubmarine? Pshaw, Roman. Pshaw!.
They piss all this money away on massive boats that they can't even drive in an antisocial manner, and all they've really done is go to the billionaire next door "look at my massive boat!"
What I'm going to do, when I'm a multi-billionaire, is live in a secret base in a volcano. And go to work in a helicopter like Airwolf. Or maybe a submarine like Captain Nemo's. Or both. As noted above, we're all billionaires here.
The airship sounds good. I think, given billions which I have run out of ideas how to spend, that a full-size helium-filled replica of the Hindenberg might be on the cards.
No.
Actually.
f
k it.There's a Caspian Sea Monster with my name on it.
Repainted in BRG. And fitted with a b
hin' stereo.That'd make a stir in Monaco harbour. Especially when leaving...
Big white boat with a fancy living room and a helicopter and a minisubmarine? Pshaw, Roman. Pshaw!.
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