Why did Skoda have such a bad reputation 10+ years ago?

Why did Skoda have such a bad reputation 10+ years ago?

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DannyVTS

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7,543 posts

175 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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Being 18, i don't know the answer to this...But people in the office are badmouthing Skoda's and i am not sure why

What was wrong with them before VAG takeover?

Danny

ThunderSpook

3,714 posts

218 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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What do you call a Skoda with a sunroof?

A skip.

HellDiver

5,708 posts

189 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C5%A0koda_130/135/13...

They made horrible old rear engined junk. Think the original VW Beetle, but worse.

Papa Hotel

12,760 posts

189 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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ThunderSpook said:
What do you call a Skoda with a sunroof?

A skip.
And with twin exhausts?

A wheelbarrow.

BliarOut

72,857 posts

246 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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DannyVTS said:
Being 18, i don't know the answer to this...But people in the office are badmouthing Skoda's and i am not sure why

What was wrong with them before VAG takeover?

Danny
Communism. Blimey, that means you were born after the Berlin Wall came down biggrin

BluePurpleRed

1,137 posts

233 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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Yeah, it was just uncool to like them. They were viewed as a slightly improved Lada. Not good.

How do you double the price of a Skoda? Fill it with Petrol.

I think they are decent now, and have a strong rally pedigree IIRC

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

170 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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Skoda Estelle hurl

gr88

150 posts

169 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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how do you double the value of a skoda ? fill it up with petrol

they were cheap and allowed unwashed poor northerners to drive........

Roo

11,503 posts

214 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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Because they were crap.

The only good thing about them was that you could order a crate of beer as a stock item from the parts department.

daemon

36,736 posts

204 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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Because they looked like this...



(this was the top seller for them)

mrmr96

13,736 posts

211 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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Why do skodas have heated rear windows? To keep your hands warm while you're pushing!

MoonMonkey

2,229 posts

220 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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Pretty crap (at the time) and mostly driven by old duffers.

Why does a skoda have a heated rear window..? To keep your hands warm when you're pushing it. Chortle chortle.

Saying that though, brilliant cars nowadays - I've had 2 vag ones and would have another in a heartbeat.

gr88

150 posts

169 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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they won the RAC rally for 17 consecutive years

they wern't as bad as a ford/bl/fiat/lancia car of the same era

Evil.soup

3,695 posts

212 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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BluePurpleRed said:
Yeah, it was just uncool to like them. They were viewed as a slightly improved Lada. Not good.

How do you double the price of a Skoda? Fill it with Petrol.

I think they are decent now, and have a strong rally pedigree IIRC
An improvement to the Ladalaugh

Thats not really saying much to be honest!! I owned a Lada Riva Estate and that thing was improved by the piece of cornflake box i had to use to keep the window shut!!

Both the old Lada and Skoda are rare things now though and quite sort after in some ways, very retro and they could be quite cool with modern engines/running gear etc.

SuffolkFox

458 posts

260 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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This thread really takes me back to the golden oldies of car jokes

Why do they fit heated rear screens to Skodas - To keep your hands warm when pushing them (beaten to it!!!)

What's the difference between a Skoda and a sheep - You're less embarrased being seen getting out of the back of a sheep.

What do you call a Skoda on a hill - a miracle

My dad had one and the exhaust fell off completely on the way home one day and improved the car immensly - at least it sounded like a car. (this is not a joke, it really happened!!)

Edited by SuffolkFox on Thursday 9th December 15:13

cheesesliceking

1,573 posts

247 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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BluePurpleRed said:
and have a strong rally pedigree IIRC
Didnt they have that before VAG took over?

hairyben

8,516 posts

190 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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Snobbery.

Skodas and ladas= Cheap, reliable motoring, made to last and be fixed easily. primative, but does what it says on the tin.

none of this "hand me £100 and plug it into the computer oh right computer say blah de blah well I'll replace this module then that module then the other module" bullst.

(from someone with a 3 year old 16,000 mile merc van that needs a new spring and a £200 accelerator thing module. who's laughing?)

Evil.soup

3,695 posts

212 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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hairyben said:
Snobbery.

Skodas and ladas= Cheap, reliable motoring, made to last and be fixed easily. primative, but does what it says on the tin.

none of this "hand me £100 and plug it into the computer oh right computer say blah de blah well I'll replace this module then that module then the other module" bullst.

(from someone with a 3 year old 16,000 mile merc van that needs a new spring and a £200 accelerator thing module. who's laughing?)
I have to be honest i really miss my Lada! It was bloody awful in almost every way but it was certainly built well! You could drive through brick walls in the thing and it would just keep going. My mobile phone possibly has more power though and the brakes on my mountain bike are better, still, it was proper old school technology and about as basic as an engine and drive train can get so very easy to repair i would imagine!

Roo

11,503 posts

214 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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Man walks into Halfords and saye he'd like a petrol cap for his Skoda.

Seems like a fair swap.

CDP

7,541 posts

261 months

Thursday 9th December 2010
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Any of you actually had a RWD Skoda?

Thought not. The main issue was they were cheap. Very cheap and in standard form rather slow with a shoddy interior.

I had a couple and my brother had one. First was a visually standard Estelle with uprated carb, competition clutch, 185 tyres and various other bits. It could easily rev to 8000rpm and quite happily cruise at one lepton - 6500rpm. I never timed the 0..60 but felt about as my MG TF, so roughly GTI go. Noise-wise it was a bit similar to my MR2; though a bit buzzy for most people.

For a saloon handling was excellent though you could feel the effect of that weight in the back it still hung on well, again like the '2. The super fast steering was probably as good as any car I've ever driven (Elise included) so if the back got away you could (usually) catch it.

The interior trim wasn't the highest quality but quite comfortable and the electrics were pretty awful except the Hella headlamps (floodlamps more like). These were probably the best of any car I've ever driven but bulbs were about £30 ago - in the 80s.

I sold mine at 7 years old so it hadn't had chance to start rusting. Compared with mates Horizons, Escorts, Golfs etc. I'd say the Skoda (with performance mods) was probably the better car. They seemed to like it too.

Then when somebody went into the back of my Cavalier (awful car) I asked my brother to find me a cheap car. £80 of Skoda Estelle 120L was a pretty cheap car. What a disappointment, dog slow, the lower trim spec was truely awful (it could have been a Ford) but it still rode and handled fairly well; certainly better than that Cavalier MK2. Once we managed to get it off the speedo (downhill) on the Melton Mowbray road and up the other side for some distance. Strangely it never ran properly after that, then the sills disintegrated...

I reckon they're the nicest of the early 80s small cars, which is admittedly not that big an achievement; until the 205 knocked it off the top spot that is.