RE: Driven: Alpina B5 Biturbo

RE: Driven: Alpina B5 Biturbo

Thursday 25th November 2010

Driven: Alpina B5 Biturbo

We try to keep up with supercars in an executive saloon (albeit a very quick one indeed)



This isn't really fair on a two-tonne executive saloon. We've only done a couple of laps of the hot and dusty Dubai Autodrome and already the Alpina B5 Biturbo is beginning to get a bit upset.

That's not a criticism of Alpina's latest baby, by the way; we're currently chasing a Lamborghini Gallardo LP 560-4, and there's absolutely no shame in being unable to keep up with a 200mph supercar. Especially if you're able to keep it in sight from behind the wheel of what is effectively a fast BMW 5-series.

I'm actually officially here to test Michelin's new Pilot Super Sport top-end tyre, but Bibendum's brought along an Alpina B5 as one of its test cars - so it would be rude not to grab the keys for a quick spin...

The new B5 is particularly interesting because it is the first time that BMW has allowed Alpina to use the same basic engine as the one it will drop into the nose of an M5 - the twin-turbo, 4.4-litre V8 that also serves under the bonnet of the X6M and X5M.

In Alpina form (The M5 will get a different inlet arrangement), the twin-turbo, twin-scroll motor comes out at 500bhp (you can expect the M5 to get closer to 550bhp), with 516lb ft of torque to call on. Although the 'official' fast Five will get a DCT twin-clutch set-up, the Alpina uses BMW conventional but effective 8-speed torque converter automatic.


It's an effective combination. Alpina says that the B5 will get to 62mph in 4.7secs and won't let up until 191mph. And, since we saw an easy 255kph (near-on 160mph) indicated on the longest straight before the rapidly approaching hairpin sent me diving for the brake pedal, we certainly don't disbelieve those figures.

The eight-speed auto doesn't have the nth degree of sharpness that you'll find in a decent sequential manual DSG-type 'box, but in its sportiest setting it makes a fine fist of sure, sharp changes. Crucially, it also won't change up automatically at the red line.


For a car that can also play relaxed cruiser (indeed probably will be required to do so for the majority of the time), the engine and gearbox combination strikes an almost ideal balance; it will satisfy you for the odd blast or track excursion, but not at the expense of refinement or comfort.

For such a large car, the B5 handles enthusiastic track work rather well. For those familiar with the on-track behaviour of the new F10 5-series (though we doubt that there are that many of you), that won't actually come as much of a surprise. When we drove the 'regular' 5-series on the roads of Portugal earlier this year it left us a little cold in handling terms, but came alive when we had a chance to test it at the Estoril circuit, displaying the sort of balance and poise that you'd expect of a sporty 3-series.

The B5 manages to pull off the same trick. It turns in sharply and settles quickly into a neutral, controlled cornering attitude, while - provided you don't give the tyres too much prolonged grief - you can adjust your cornering attitude on the throttle. The brakes do a cracking job of hauling you down to sensible speeds for corners, too.


Inside, there are enough Alpina-specific touches (new leather, particularly comfy seats, a pleasantly thin-rimmed steering wheel, and distinctive plus and minus buttons rather than gearshift paddles) to mark the B5 out as a niche above a regular BMW, without falling into the trap of gaudiness that some Alpinas in the past have suffered from.

All in all, the B5 Biturbo is quite clearly a fine fast saloon. After several four-lap sessions of Dubai's 2.7-mile international circuit (I wasn't the first person to take it out), the brakes were crying foul, and the tyres eventually overheated, throwing the handling balance into understeer. But when you're trying to keep up with a Gallardo LP 560-4, that's more than understandable...

Let's put it this way: the new BMW M5 is going to have to be really good.





   
   
   
   
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gumsie

Original Poster:

680 posts

216 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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Bit tired of the same old, same old Aplina wheels now actually. Nice car though.

chazwozza

789 posts

193 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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gumsie said:
Bit tired of the same old, same old Aplina wheels now actually. Nice car though.
thinking exacly the same!

Mr Whippy

29,935 posts

248 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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Bit bored that Alpina, who used to do real NA engine work a decade ago, with lots of subtle improvements, now remap and bodykit basically.

Hey ho.

Dave

derestrictor

18,764 posts

268 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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Find a prev gen (e60/e61) B5S and you have something of more pointed lunacy.

As rare as Larry Wilder's interest in Anacott Steel.

dxbtiger

4,441 posts

180 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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Which configuration of the Autodrome circuit were you driving, Club?

If so would be interested to know lap times if available...

anything fast

983 posts

171 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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nice car but rear spoiler designed by stevie wonder... horrid..

on this basis the New M5 will be epic (and hopefully wont have a tacked on looking spoiler on the boot)

Agoogy

7,274 posts

255 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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rubbish photos.....
inside? profile? a better front shot? the rear is nice.....but come on...

Johnpidge

588 posts

196 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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Mr Whippy said:
Bit bored that Alpina, who used to do real NA engine work a decade ago, with lots of subtle improvements, now remap and bodykit basically.

Hey ho.

Dave
Is it really just a remap and a bit of cut down bath panel???

homerjay

1,242 posts

232 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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Johnpidge

588 posts

196 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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Its quite nice - but others are right the wheels are a bit old school now!!!!

Ollieb7

390 posts

205 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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The spoilers and wheels don't really work on new BMWs anymore IMO - Would hate to have to clean those wheels.

However - Here is an Alpina :-)


Mr Whippy

29,935 posts

248 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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Johnpidge said:
Mr Whippy said:
Bit bored that Alpina, who used to do real NA engine work a decade ago, with lots of subtle improvements, now remap and bodykit basically.

Hey ho.

Dave
Is it really just a remap and a bit of cut down bath panel???
Compared to the older cars, yeah, I'd say so.

Dave

pSyCoSiS

3,731 posts

212 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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The best and most outrageous Alpina was the E34 B10 Bi-Turbo, IMHO.

In terms of pace, that thing was on the same level as the Lotus Carlton, at the time.

I like this, although it's not the best colour to show off the car.

And, oddly, I like those wheels! They have the old school Apina edge, with a slight twist, and look a bit more modern.

fluffnik

20,156 posts

234 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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Mr Whippy said:
Bit bored that Alpina, who used to do real NA engine work a decade ago, with lots of subtle improvements, now remap and bodykit basically.
It's a bit more than that...

Riggers

1,859 posts

185 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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Agoogy said:
rubbish photos.....
inside? profile? a better front shot? the rear is nice.....but come on...
I take your point - but we weren't expecting to get a drive of the car at all, so all I had was five minutes, an open pit lane and an iPhone (plus I am not one of the world's better snappers).

I would have got some more ones of the front, but the marshals, quite rightly, weren't keen to let me stand in the firing line of an open pit lane (swines...).

and dxbtiger - I believe it was the 'International' configuration, but we were doing (very fast) convoy, so no lap times i'm afraid.

adz13091982

185 posts

175 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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You would be brave or impatient to buy this over a M5.

Mermaid

21,492 posts

178 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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adz13091982 said:
You would be brave or impatient to buy this over a M5.
Or an Alpina loyalist. There are many.

tonym911

17,412 posts

212 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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Well I think you did very well with the pics Riggers, a nice bit of opportunism, Chris should be issuing you with a Mad Men-style trilby complete with Press card in hatband.

Fun Bus

17,911 posts

225 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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gumsie said:
Bit tired of the same old, same old Aplina wheels now actually. Nice car though.
These are the latest incarnation of the Alpina wheel - they've not been carried over from the previous B5. It's variation on a theme - just like M-Sport wheels on M-BMW's with the parallel design which is always incorporated (although there are more variants on those having said that). I also wouldn't want to see a dramatic change of Alpina wheel design - would take away the historic feel of Alpina as a brand.

Mr Whippy

29,935 posts

248 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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fluffnik said:
Mr Whippy said:
Bit bored that Alpina, who used to do real NA engine work a decade ago, with lots of subtle improvements, now remap and bodykit basically.
It's a bit more than that...
That should be linked to in the article.

smile

Thanks

Dave