Tuesday 23rd April 2002
Mod It!
Discussion
CarZee, look at this one if you want to laugh:
www.thejackytouch.com
www.thejackytouch.com
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CarZee, look at this one if you want to laugh:
www.thejackytouch.com
Oh, I love the Laguna with the big spoiler on the roof - and what is that little air scoop over the windscreen for, the ventilated ashtray?
What about www.zoner-electronics.fsnet.co.uk/boyracerz.htm
Its a bit like the first one with the AX.
Its a bit like the first one with the AX.
As you all know I'm a very sensible and mature person but - I was working from home today and the wife asks me to collect my 15 year old daughter from her after school job.
So out with the TVR (roof already off for summer) and a quick blat to fetch her.
On the way back I'm cruising slowly as she's on her mobile and can't hear due to the noisy exhaust. In the mirror I can see a bright blue Nova.
I stop at the lights and Nova boy pulls up alongside looks over and yells 'Ullo darlin' (I assume it was my daughter he was talking to). Anyway he's got alloys, rubber band tyres, body kit, flashing washers, acne, Kenwood sticker, very loud stereo, matching mate with baseball cap, low seats (why do they do that?) and a small engine.
His mate musters up his full vocabulary and says 'gonna blow im off then' to which brain cell 1 says 'na, its only a kit car innit - it'l ave a fiesta or summit underneath it'.
Lights change, I remain cool and grown up and let him pull away ahead of me....
...and then when I changed into second I thought 'sod it' floored it and gave him the full V8 rumble untill I couldn't see him in the mirror
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I just need to find out who taught my daughter to shout 'Tosser' at people we pass
>> Edited by JSG (moderator) on Wednesday 24th April 01:52
So out with the TVR (roof already off for summer) and a quick blat to fetch her.
On the way back I'm cruising slowly as she's on her mobile and can't hear due to the noisy exhaust. In the mirror I can see a bright blue Nova.
I stop at the lights and Nova boy pulls up alongside looks over and yells 'Ullo darlin' (I assume it was my daughter he was talking to). Anyway he's got alloys, rubber band tyres, body kit, flashing washers, acne, Kenwood sticker, very loud stereo, matching mate with baseball cap, low seats (why do they do that?) and a small engine.
His mate musters up his full vocabulary and says 'gonna blow im off then' to which brain cell 1 says 'na, its only a kit car innit - it'l ave a fiesta or summit underneath it'.
Lights change, I remain cool and grown up and let him pull away ahead of me....
...and then when I changed into second I thought 'sod it' floored it and gave him the full V8 rumble untill I couldn't see him in the mirror
. I just need to find out who taught my daughter to shout 'Tosser' at people we pass
>> Edited by JSG (moderator) on Wednesday 24th April 01:52
mwahahahahahaha!!! That was very funny indeed! I have actually done a similar thing with a... wait for it... a 
Lada 1207 sedan! I posted it in the "My Cars" section, but the compoota farkd up...
But seriously, honestly: who, disregarding any current feelings, thinks it looks better modded than the 'box does stock????????? I do. (wheres mah flame-proof anorak?) the rear vaugely reminds me of a Delta HF Evoluzione, which i like.
That was very funny indeed! I have actually done a similar thing with a... wait for it... a Lada 1207 sedan! I posted it in the "My Cars" section, but the compoota farkd up... But seriously, honestly: who, disregarding any current feelings, thinks it looks better modded than the 'box does stock????????? I do. (wheres mah flame-proof anorak?) the rear vaugely reminds me of a Delta HF Evoluzione, which i like.
Go to www.speeding.co.uk to see what flashing washer nozzles are and other bizzare accessories! 
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