Message from the Queen
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May hesbend end aye, Fillip hev hed eet brawt to ar attention thet a groop of sebjects hev been making derogatory comments abite may methor end the rest of may family.
Well frenkly this sort of behaviour is jest not orn. You lot are a bunch of commoners end you hev nay right to criticise us jest because we live in a big hice end don’t appear to do any wark.
We hev been watching you for some time end some of you are particularly narsty. The remarks made by Mel end Norngreen abite may deceased daughter in law were in very poor taste end even Fillip was epset . So epset in fect he kicked one of the Corgis. Aye cant be heving this sort of thing you mest all stop it at once. If aynly for the sake of may carpets.
Are sarvents hev tayled us thet you all meet on this Warld Wade Web thingy et a place called Pistonheads. Well Aye hev hed a ward with may Prime minister thet nice Mr Blair end apprently he has been watching you too end he is very cross. Most of you seem to not lake him end say awful thing abite his parentage. So Tayny end aye hev hed a ward with his accountant chappie Gordon end, to use your manner of speaking if you lot daynt stop this he will shove the prayce of petrol up. You hev been warned.
Well frenkly this sort of behaviour is jest not orn. You lot are a bunch of commoners end you hev nay right to criticise us jest because we live in a big hice end don’t appear to do any wark.
We hev been watching you for some time end some of you are particularly narsty. The remarks made by Mel end Norngreen abite may deceased daughter in law were in very poor taste end even Fillip was epset . So epset in fect he kicked one of the Corgis. Aye cant be heving this sort of thing you mest all stop it at once. If aynly for the sake of may carpets.
Are sarvents hev tayled us thet you all meet on this Warld Wade Web thingy et a place called Pistonheads. Well Aye hev hed a ward with may Prime minister thet nice Mr Blair end apprently he has been watching you too end he is very cross. Most of you seem to not lake him end say awful thing abite his parentage. So Tayny end aye hev hed a ward with his accountant chappie Gordon end, to use your manner of speaking if you lot daynt stop this he will shove the prayce of petrol up. You hev been warned.
Would m'am be interested in buying a number plate?
As one doesn't happen to have one on ones rolls royce.
I have it on good autority that BIMBO is on sale for a cool £1,500,000 please contact me for details.
I think it may have been pulled from a wrecked mercedes in paris a few years back.
>> Edited by nmlowe on Monday 22 April 20:32
As one doesn't happen to have one on ones rolls royce.
I have it on good autority that BIMBO is on sale for a cool £1,500,000 please contact me for details.
I think it may have been pulled from a wrecked mercedes in paris a few years back.
>> Edited by nmlowe on Monday 22 April 20:32
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Now touch the fuel prices and I'll bugger the corgi's. You've been warned.
My advice would be to wrap them in plenty of sellotape before you start. They make a hell of a mess if they split. (not that I'm speaking from personal experience you understand)
Nah thats only for hamsters, unless youve been hiding something Steve
Feck orf maarm, you can't even bring up a family properly and want to make rules for us? Let Jug-Ears marry his Camel and retire to the countryside as he wants, and let a british blooded grandson get onto the throne. He's a little more intelligent than your purile Sachsen, Coburg, Gotha mentality...... errr maarm....And to think I once swore loyalty to her........
Another friend originally called his cat F*** OFF, (so he could shout it out the window). 
nmlowe,
You're too late I'm afraid! The Queen had an ideal number plate - bound to turn PistonHeads puce with rage - and I hope she still has it.
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You see the lady has a sense of humour - and, despite all the rubbish you read, she's rather a nice person too.
Signed...Monarchist, and proud of it
You're too late I'm afraid! The Queen had an ideal number plate - bound to turn PistonHeads puce with rage - and I hope she still has it.
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You see the lady has a sense of humour - and, despite all the rubbish you read, she's rather a nice person too.
Signed...Monarchist, and proud of it
Scuse one Marm
While your'e on here I have a motor that may be right up your street Rover 214 GSI ( top of the range full wallnut trim !!!) 91 "j" only 77 k recorded and in very good condition . previous owner has used it to cart dogs about . good little car now I've titivated it. £850 ono to you marm
£851 to the rest of you commoner scum bags
>> Edited by Farmer on Thursday 25th April 00:52
While your'e on here I have a motor that may be right up your street Rover 214 GSI ( top of the range full wallnut trim !!!) 91 "j" only 77 k recorded and in very good condition . previous owner has used it to cart dogs about . good little car now I've titivated it. £850 ono to you marm
£851 to the rest of you commoner scum bags
>> Edited by Farmer on Thursday 25th April 00:52
Let's not forget our sovereign queen trained as a mechanic many moons ago, and might know a thing or two about motors, even if they probably were side-valves when she trained..... These days I'm sure the only horsepower she's into are the equine variety. Mind you Phil is good for putting his foot in the horse
every once in a while, and Charlie's squeeze looks like a horse....... 
every once in a while, and Charlie's squeeze looks like a horse....... 
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