A superb quote

[DonkeyApple]

'Less reliable than a dead octopus'

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/jobs/8105621/CI...

[Parrot of Doom]

A dead Octopus is 100% reliable, since it is dead and will stay dead.

[Digga]

And a dead watch is right twice a day. (Unless it's one of those LCD digital thingys, in which case it's just blank.)

[plasticpig]

Parrot of Doom said:

A dead Octopus is 100% reliable, since it is dead and will stay dead.

But it will decay and disappear so will cease to be an Octopus. So it wont be a 100% reliable.

[Digga]

A dead octopus won't come to heel when you call it.

[DonkeyApple]

Digga said:

A dead octopus won't come to heel when you call it.

It wouldn't have run off though in the first place.

[thatone1967]

anonymous said:

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AND packed in preservative... it become 100% reliable again, as it wont be going anywhere!