How the wind blows?

[Poledriver]

I have a housemate who has a 'slight' problem. She manages to produce farts with great regularity, and tremendous gusto.
I'm sure that she's not the only person in this country with this problem and I feel that the food producers should do their bit to protect our environment from these toxic fumes!
Who is the governing body that determines what nutritional information is printed on our foodstuff packaging? I want to request that they include a 'fart rating' in this information so that those who are prone to producing wind can modify their diets accordingly!

[grumbledoak]

Vegetarian, by any chance?

[Poledriver]

grumbledoak said:

Vegetarian, by any chance?

Far from it!
Meat, fish... You name it!

[Tow Vehicle Rqrd]

Why spoil the fun? Oh, on second thoughts, it would help the methane-blessed among us to select foods to enhance our talents even further. Bring it on!

Edited by Tow Vehicle Rqrd on Tuesday 2nd November 16:13

[Poledriver]

She's just done it again!

[Tow Vehicle Rqrd]

Poledriver said:

She's just done it again!

I'm going away tomorrow. You'll miss me when I'm gone!