Friday PM BMW joke

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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a  petrol station
in a remote part of the Irish  countryside. The attendant at the pump greets
him in a  typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.

"Top of the mornin' to yerz, sir" says our attendant. Tiger  nods a quick
"hello" and bends forward to pick up the  nozzle. As he
does so, two tees fall out of his shirt  pocket onto the ground. "What are
dey den, son?" asks  the attendant. "They're called tees" replies Tiger.

"Well, what on de good earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.  "They're
for setting my balls on when I'm driving", says  Tiger. "Feckin Jaysus",
says the Irishman, "Dem boys at  BMW tink of everything!"

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