Joke - What they really mean

[Pelo]

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AUDI - Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
BMW - Bought My Wife
BUICK - Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
CHEVROLET - Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every
Time
DODGE - Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT - Fix It All the Time
FORD - First On Rust and Deterioration
GM - General Maintenance
GMC -Got A Mechanic Coming?
HONDA - Had One Never Did Again
HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
MAZDA - Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
OLDSMOBILE - Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's
Irregular Leftover Equipment
SAAB - Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
TOYOTA - Too Often Yanks Overprice This Auto
VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW - Virtually Worthless

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[JSG]

TVR Travels Very Rapidly
LOTUS Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious
PORSCHE I'd Rather Have a TVR if I'm Honest

Apologies in advance.
JSG.

[element]

BMW - Bei Mercedes Weggeworfen

(What Mercedes throws away...)

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BMW - Boring Man's Wheels
Sorry!

[whatever]

Terrible Vehicular Reliability? (sorry, I didn't really mean that...)

[JMGS4]

FIAT Fix it again Toni
BMW Bayerische Mistwagen (bavarian muck cart)
BMW Blödmanns wagen (stupid persons car)
Mercedes benz - mercedes bends
Murkscedes - "murks" is german for bodging/bodged work

[Pelo]

CATERHAM - Can Anybody Try Engineering Roadsters Having Any Motor?

PORSCHE - Pretentious Over-priced Rear-engined Snobmobile Commanding Huge Envy

BMW - Blatantly Materialistic Wheels

MERCEDES - Mostly Elderly Retired Couples Endulging in Delightfully Expensive Sophistication