Another premier league footballer rapist........

[Soovy]

.... or another publicity seeking slapper?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/8018211/...

[WorAl]

Apparently he has a cock like a male Gorillas arm (a mate of mine shagged someone who Bramble had been with, well he tried to anyway, I think he fell in) so she is probably saying it's rape because her insides now look like a food blender has been up there.

[Plotloss]

Is he a premier league footballer or a premier league rapist?

[MVDD]

Titus Bramble - I bet she hasn't.

[mat13]

WorAl said:

Apparently he has a cock like a male Gorillas arm (a mate of mine shagged someone who Bramble had been with, well he tried to anyway, I think he fell in) so she is probably saying it's rape because her insides now look like a food blender has been up there.

Someone needs to forward this to his solicitor as a case for the defense.

[rhinochopig]

Great name. We have a Labrador called Bramble; he's black too. He also has a penchant for humping things he shouldn't.

[Soovy]

anonymous said:

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Have we met?

[Pothole]

innocent until proven guilty?

[The GMan]

anonymous said:

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Excellent.

[The Hypno-Toad]

Pothole said:

innocent until proven guilty?

This is PH. We judge. That is what we do.

[Soovy]

When you read the story it looks as if it was another spitroast. Other person arrested is his brother.

I call another "the night I got roasted by big start and his big bro - full story and pics pages 4,5,6,7,8 & 9........."

[Republik]

What else is there to do in Sunderland?

[MonkeyBusiness]

Republik said:

What else is there to do in Sunderland?

It was in Newcastle.
And the OP might want to change the title of this thread. Innocent until proven guilty and all that.

[Rude-boy]

Soovy said:

When you read the story it looks as if it was another spitroast. Other person arrested is his brother.

I call another "the night I got roasted by big start and his big bro - full story and pics pages 4,5,6,7,8 & 9........."

So what you are saying is that:-

1) She wanted to look like a chicken on a stick.
2) She got more per pound than she expected.
3) The camera didn't work.
4) The NoTW wouldn't believe her without said evidence.
5) She still can't sit down and walks like John Wayne with a rather bad case of the Nobby Styles
6) How else can I become faemoose without having to ask for a re-match and another full re-bore.

[Pothole]

MonkeyBusiness said:

Republik said:

What else is there to do in Sunderland?

It was in Newcastle.
And the OP might want to change the title of this thread. Innocent until proven guilty and all that.

and what other proven prem rapists are there?

[WorAl]

anonymous said:

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Just to confirm, it wasn't me. Not sure how or where they got onto the conversation, but he found out somehow. I think she may have been bragging about it TBH.


Edited to change THB to TBH due to Bedfords sharp wit.

Edited by WorAl on Wednesday 22 September 14:50

[Plotloss]

Is Pistonheads the only place on Earth where you can find a top flight commercial London lawyer billing deep into three figures talking, comparatively, about the size of footballer's cocks?

You'd have to hope so, wouldn't you?

[Soovy]

Plotloss said:

Is Pistonheads the only place on Earth where you can find a top flight commercial London lawyer billing deep into three figures talking, comparatively, about the size of footballer's cocks?

You'd have to hope so, wouldn't you?

No, it's the place you can find TWO top flight etc etc etc

[Rude-boy]

anonymous said:

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Really? I thought it was Mr Al Fayed

[Republik]

Pothole said:

MonkeyBusiness said:

Republik said:

What else is there to do in Sunderland?

It was in Newcastle.
And the OP might want to change the title of this thread. Innocent until proven guilty and all that.

and what other proven prem rapists are there?

Lots of accusations, non proven guily as far as I know.