Train Crashes into Sewage Lorry

[Caruso]

Twenty-one people have been injured, two seriously, as a train derailed in a crash with a lorry on a level crossing in Suffolk.

The two-carriage diesel passenger train was in collision with the sewage tanker in Little Cornard, Sudbury, at about 1735 BST. The lorry was split open in the collision, spilling slurry over the scene.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-11006...

[the_lone_wolf]

Oh st...

[MidlandDan84]

st before.....

[Magog]

Lorry drivers boss said:

You screw up just this much, you'll be hauling a tanker full of human st out of rural Suffolk...

[Man-At-Arms]

the st's going to hit the rails now

[Jasandjules]

Well, that lorry driver is in deeper s**t now than he was even yesterday.

[Disco_Dale]

When I heard a train had hit a wagon full of sh*t in Suffolk, I assumed they meant the Ipswich Town team coach.

[JB!]

It was an unmanned crossing, the vehicle driver uses a fixed telephone to ask the signallers for permission to cross.

At the moment there is no phone record of the driver ever calling.

[Caruso]

I wonder how fast they were going? They should be able to tell from the skid marks.

[Jasandjules]

Caruso said:

I wonder how fast they were going? They should be able to tell from the skid marks.

Well, then about 2000 mph................

[Caruso]

Lorry driver has been arrested, presumably police were tipped off by a stoole pigeon.

[Nickyboy]

JB! said:

It was an unmanned crossing, the vehicle driver uses a fixed telephone to ask the signallers for permission to cross.

At the moment there is no phone record of the driver ever calling.

Polish driver by all accounts

[JB!]

Nickyboy said:

JB! said:

It was an unmanned crossing, the vehicle driver uses a fixed telephone to ask the signallers for permission to cross.

At the moment there is no phone record of the driver ever calling.

st driver by all accounts

EFA

[recalluk]

Nickyboy said:

JB! said:

It was an unmanned crossing, the vehicle driver uses a fixed telephone to ask the signallers for permission to cross.

At the moment there is no phone record of the driver ever calling.

Polish driver by all accounts

So can you Polish a Turd ?