I was molested by donald duck
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shirt

Original Poster:

25,472 posts

231 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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imagine the noise he must make on the job.

http://www.newser.com/story/98011/donald-duck-mole...

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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Disgraceful chancer....irked

B16JUS

2,386 posts

267 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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made me laugh

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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B16JUS said:
made me laugh
Stop that...

This poor woman is permanently disabled, you insensitive truncheon...












































rofl

teapea

693 posts

216 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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So a guy in a Donald duck suit groped her arse and now shes scarred for life?

Jasandjules

72,621 posts

259 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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Seriously, someone is actually suing for this?!?!?!? She must be quackers


Pothole

34,367 posts

312 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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He's facing a huge bill, no doubt

Flintstone

8,644 posts

277 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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She's taking the mickey.

eharding

14,648 posts

314 months

Saturday 14th August 2010
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Flintstone said:
She's taking the mickey.
She's obviously taken medical advice from a 'professional' over this.

Given the context, I think we all know the colloquial term for that sort of medical practitioner, and the crushing inevitability of it being used on this thread.

In fact, I'm surprised it has taken this long.


MX7

7,902 posts

204 months

Saturday 14th August 2010
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Sounds like a canard.

Tycho

12,285 posts

303 months

Saturday 14th August 2010
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teapea said:
So a guy in a Donald duck suit groped her arse and now shes scarred for life?
2 years before she brought the case!!!

scratchchin wonder if she is late on her mortgage?

munroman

1,908 posts

214 months

Saturday 14th August 2010
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If its true, it was actually a pretty fowl thing to do.

On the other hand, she may be trying to feather her nest.

It was suspicious she didn't cry 'DRAKE' at the time................

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

228 months

Saturday 14th August 2010
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shirt said:
imagine the noise he must make on the job.

http://www.newser.com/story/98011/donald-duck-mole...
Imagine no longer


Thankyou4calling

11,011 posts

203 months

Saturday 14th August 2010
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I would tell her to duck off, she is taking the Mickey.

Flintstone

8,644 posts

277 months

Saturday 14th August 2010
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Thankyou4calling said:
...... she is taking the Mickey.
Look mate, bugger off and get you own material would you?



wink

Bonefish Blues

36,658 posts

253 months

Saturday 14th August 2010
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rhinochopig said:
shirt said:
imagine the noise he must make on the job.

http://www.newser.com/story/98011/donald-duck-mole...
Imagine no longer
Top Pistonheading that man clap

carmonk

7,910 posts

217 months

Saturday 14th August 2010
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As my old auntie used to say, if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck and touches your arse like a duck, it's a man in a suit.

Honestly, though. "This has resulted in 'muscle contraction headaches', 'acute anxiety', 'nausea', 'cold sweats', 'insomnia', 'nightmares', 'flashbacks', 'digestive problems' and other conditions that are 'permanent in nature', according to the writ." Absolute nutter. She should be taken to the nearest basement and gang banged by the entire Disney cast until she apologises.

cqueen

2,650 posts

250 months

Saturday 14th August 2010
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Pothole said:
He's facing a huge bill, no doubt
Very good! biglaugh

thinfourth2

32,414 posts

234 months

Sunday 15th August 2010
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If he is found guilty will he be going to duck al la orange county jail

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

216 months

Sunday 15th August 2010
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He'll be sent down.