my in box this morning

[mel]

Well I'm back from Le Mans after a drunken weekend of bad behaviour. Apparently Suzuki got the 1,2 but I only found that out this morning !!!! Fairly light weekend by normal LM standards 1 bloke still out in a french hospital after failing to go round a roundabout, 1 knackered clutch, 1 light drop, and 1 set of blown fork seals (too many wheelies me thinks). Not bad for 12 bikes! Anyway got this in my inbox this morning hope it's not an old one, I hadn't seen it before and found it funny.

> Driving to the office this morning on the M4, I looked over
> to my left and here was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 85 MPH per
> hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her
> eyeliner!
>
> I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was
> halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!! It
> scared me (I'm a man) so much, I dropped my electric shaver, which
> knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to
> straighten out the car using my knees against the steering
> wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the
> coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins,
> ruined the damn phone and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!
> BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!

[Roadrunner]

Superb!

[johno]

Was he not smoking aswell