"Sucker Punch", now this looks cool....
Discussion
Does anyone know anything about this film as the trailer looks very cool? Look its got ninja school girls, dragon’s, giant robots and huge guns, whats not to like
Check out the trailer:
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/wb/suckerpunch/

Check out the trailer:
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/wb/suckerpunch/
Oh dear.
Some of the reviews of this movie already appearing are quite shockingly bad. In a career ending way.
"It’s like spending two hours in the mind of a chronically masturbating thirteen year old boy who can’t keep his hands off his thing long enough to hold a halfway decent conversation."
"This movie is so wrapped up in itself you get the feeling it would like to be left alone with a box of tissues and a bottle of lotion,"
"Of all the adventures I’ve enjoyed over the course of this week, I think my introduction to the masturbatory preferences of director Zack Snyder was my least favorite encounter."
I think I spot a trend here...
Oooppss.
Some of the reviews of this movie already appearing are quite shockingly bad. In a career ending way.
"It’s like spending two hours in the mind of a chronically masturbating thirteen year old boy who can’t keep his hands off his thing long enough to hold a halfway decent conversation."
"This movie is so wrapped up in itself you get the feeling it would like to be left alone with a box of tissues and a bottle of lotion,"
"Of all the adventures I’ve enjoyed over the course of this week, I think my introduction to the masturbatory preferences of director Zack Snyder was my least favorite encounter."
I think I spot a trend here...
Oooppss.
Edited by The Hypno-Toad on Friday 25th March 21:23
the reviews appear to be from people going to see a pucker film, not simply going to geek out at the visual-fest that this will be. It never was going to win an Oscar for it's plot...
The ones over at IMDB seem more favourable (from punters from than paid whingers) : http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0978764/usercomments
The ones over at IMDB seem more favourable (from punters from than paid whingers) : http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0978764/usercomments
The Hypno-Toad said:
"Of all the adventures I’ve enjoyed over the course of this week, I think my introduction to the masturbatory preferences of director Zack Snyder was my least favorite encounter."

So this is one of those ones that will do badly at the Box Office but have massive DVD sales then?

The Hypno-Toad said:
Oh dear.
Some of the reviews of this movie already appearing are quite shockingly bad. In a career ending way.
"It’s like spending two hours in the mind of a chronically masturbating thirteen year old boy who can’t keep his hands off his thing long enough to hold a halfway decent conversation."
"This movie is so wrapped up in itself you get the feeling it would like to be left alone with a box of tissues and a bottle of lotion,"
"Of all the adventures I’ve enjoyed over the course of this week, I think my introduction to the masturbatory preferences of director Zack Snyder was my least favorite encounter."
I think I spot a trend here...
Oooppss.
Sounds perfect for the Ph demographic. Some of the reviews of this movie already appearing are quite shockingly bad. In a career ending way.
"It’s like spending two hours in the mind of a chronically masturbating thirteen year old boy who can’t keep his hands off his thing long enough to hold a halfway decent conversation."
"This movie is so wrapped up in itself you get the feeling it would like to be left alone with a box of tissues and a bottle of lotion,"
"Of all the adventures I’ve enjoyed over the course of this week, I think my introduction to the masturbatory preferences of director Zack Snyder was my least favorite encounter."
I think I spot a trend here...
Oooppss.
Edited by The Hypno-Toad on Friday 25th March 21:23

HD trailor on YouTube for those of us who do not suckle at the teat of Mr. Jobs...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnF4SpS9gUw
Got to say it looks insanely silly and I think I'll go see it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnF4SpS9gUw
Got to say it looks insanely silly and I think I'll go see it.

The Hypno-Toad said:
Oh dear.
Some of the reviews of this movie already appearing are quite shockingly bad. In a career ending way.
"It’s like spending two hours in the mind of a chronically masturbating thirteen year old boy who can’t keep his hands off his thing long enough to hold a halfway decent conversation."
"This movie is so wrapped up in itself you get the feeling it would like to be left alone with a box of tissues and a bottle of lotion,"
"Of all the adventures I’ve enjoyed over the course of this week, I think my introduction to the masturbatory preferences of director Zack Snyder was my least favorite encounter."
I think I spot a trend here...
Oooppss.
So, one to wait for on DVD and watch when the missus is out? Some of the reviews of this movie already appearing are quite shockingly bad. In a career ending way.
"It’s like spending two hours in the mind of a chronically masturbating thirteen year old boy who can’t keep his hands off his thing long enough to hold a halfway decent conversation."
"This movie is so wrapped up in itself you get the feeling it would like to be left alone with a box of tissues and a bottle of lotion,"
"Of all the adventures I’ve enjoyed over the course of this week, I think my introduction to the masturbatory preferences of director Zack Snyder was my least favorite encounter."
I think I spot a trend here...
Oooppss.
Edited by The Hypno-Toad on Friday 25th March 21:23
Gotcha.
On rottentomatoes.com this is getting some bizarre ratings;
90% positive reviews by the public
19% positive reviews by the critics (one of the lowest ever recorded on the site.)
This however is genius, no matter if you like the film or not. (does contain one major spoiler.)
http://www.efilmcritic.com/review.php?movie=18899&...
"I'll have what she's having!"
90% positive reviews by the public
19% positive reviews by the critics (one of the lowest ever recorded on the site.)
This however is genius, no matter if you like the film or not. (does contain one major spoiler.)
http://www.efilmcritic.com/review.php?movie=18899&...
"I'll have what she's having!"

The Hypno-Toad said:
90% positive reviews by the public
19% positive reviews by the critics (one of the lowest ever recorded on the site.)
Just shows how out of touch critics are with what people actually like. 19% positive reviews by the critics (one of the lowest ever recorded on the site.)
There was a soapbox article in EVO by Harry saying he wondered if the same were true for car journalists.
Gassing Station | TV, Film, Streaming & Radio | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff





from the other half when watching the trailer,followed by a "Guess we are going to be watching that then"
