Your laws don't apply to me; I'm from another world...'
Your laws don't apply to me; I'm from another world...'
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6,828 posts

211 months

Tuesday 27th July 2010
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The 'Paper' said:
A SELF-PROCLAIMED Geelong witch told a traffic cop she was not subject to earthly laws as she was "a being from another world".

"Your laws and penalties don't apply to me. I'm not accepting them, I'm sorry, I must go, thank you," Eilish De Avalon said, driving off with the officer's arm caught in her driver's side door.


The alien defence was played out in Geelong Magistrates' Court yesterday when De Avalon, who had also told police she "had a universal name that is not recognised here", pleaded guilty to recklessly causing serious injury, dangerous driving and driving while suspended, using a mobile phone while driving and failing to stop on police request on February 23.

"De Avalon was a suspended driver and that is why she took off," Leading Senior Constable Geoff Lamb said.

The court heard that the policeman had feared for his life when De Avalon drove off with his right arm pinned in her car window.

Senior Constable Geoff Lamb said De Avalon ignored repeated calls to stop and instead accelerated, reaching up to 60km/h as she dragged Leading Senior Constable Andrew Logan 190m along busy Moorabool St.

De Avalon had only stopped after being forced to slow in traffic and the officer grabbed the keys from her ignition.

De Avalon, 40, a marriage celebrant, of Victory Way, Highton, had initially been stopped after she was seen using a mobile phone while driving about 10.40am.

"When asked to produce her driver's licence, De Avalon replied that she did not have one," Sen-Constable Lamb said. "When asked why not, she said, 'I'm a being from another world and don't require one.' When asked to state her name and address De Avalon replied, 'I have a universal name that is not recognised here'."

Sen-Constable Lamb said that when asked for ID, De Avalon said, "Your laws and penalties don't apply to me. I'm not accepting them, I'm sorry, I must go, thank you.

"De Avalon began to wind her window up and Sen-Const Logan reached through in an attempt to remove the keys from her ignition. She continued to wind the window up pinning the officer's right arm to the door frame.

"She then drove off dragging him along with her."

Sen-Constable Lamb said Sen-Constable Logan clung to the window with his left hand to prevent his body being dragged along and his legs from going under the wheels.

The policeman suffered serious injuries to his right arm, shoulder and chest and is expected to undergo further surgery to repair torn ligaments in his shoulder.

David Hone, for De Avalon, told the court his client had panicked that day. He described her behavior as the result of an instinctive reaction and being in some sort of "metaphysical state".

The prosecutor called for an immediate custodial sentence saying De Avalon was lucky not to be in a higher court or the Coroner's Court.

Magistrate Stephen Myall adjourned the matter for sentencing on August 6.
http://www.geelongadvertiser.com.au/article/2010/07/27/195111_news.html



308mate

13,758 posts

252 months

Tuesday 27th July 2010
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witch said:
"Your laws and penalties don't apply to me. I'm not accepting them,"
Another small group of Australians have been using that excuse for years, with a fair amount of success.

nelly1

5,665 posts

261 months

Tuesday 27th July 2010
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308mate said:
witch said:
"Your laws and penalties don't apply to me. I'm not accepting them,"
Another small group of Australians have been using that excuse for years, with a fair amount of success.
Ditto the 'Do As You Likies'...

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Original Poster:

6,828 posts

211 months

Tuesday 27th July 2010
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308mate said:
witch said:
"Your laws and penalties don't apply to me. I'm not accepting them,"
Another small group of Australians have been using that excuse for years, with a fair amount of success.
A good point.

ShadownINja

80,101 posts

312 months

Tuesday 27th July 2010
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Surely, it's irrelevant. If I commit a crime in Brazil that's breaking a Brazilian law then I can get punished irrespective of my country of origin.

HundredthIdiot

4,477 posts

314 months

Tuesday 27th July 2010
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ShadownINja said:
Surely, it's irrelevant. If I commit a crime in Brazil that's breaking a Brazilian law then I can get punished irrespective of my country of origin.
She's not from another country, she's an alien from another world. Keep up.

BarnatosGhost

34,264 posts

283 months

Tuesday 27th July 2010
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Lets see if iron bars apply to her then.

(If they don't, and she escapes, I'm all for letting her do exactly what she wants)

ShadownINja

80,101 posts

312 months

Tuesday 27th July 2010
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HundredthIdiot said:
ShadownINja said:
Surely, it's irrelevant. If I commit a crime in Brazil that's breaking a Brazilian law then I can get punished irrespective of my country of origin.
She's not from another country, she's an alien from another world. Keep up.
And I said that the laws wherever you are (Earth tongue out ) apply locally.

Flintstone

8,644 posts

277 months

Tuesday 27th July 2010
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Should have stopped her with a level three lightning bolt.



Or something.

Jasandjules

72,620 posts

259 months

Tuesday 27th July 2010
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Well, if believing in an imaginary friend can help you in court then why can't someone who believes they are an Alien be a fair comment? I mean, let's see her prove it, and let's see the imaginary friend brigade prove it.......

ShadownINja

80,101 posts

312 months

Tuesday 27th July 2010
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Jasandjules said:
Well, if believing in an imaginary friend can help you in court
It doesn't, though. You get those cases where the father kills the daughter for marrying someone of another religion and they get a prison sentence.

Jasandjules

72,620 posts

259 months

Tuesday 27th July 2010
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ShadownINja said:
Jasandjules said:
Well, if believing in an imaginary friend can help you in court
It doesn't, though. You get those cases where the father kills the daughter for marrying someone of another religion and they get a prison sentence.
And you can get those cases where having multiple wives in different parts of the country in accordance with your imaginary friend's rulings enable you to keep your licence??

That is why I said "can" help.........

ShadownINja

80,101 posts

312 months

Tuesday 27th July 2010
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Jasandjules said:
ShadownINja said:
Jasandjules said:
Well, if believing in an imaginary friend can help you in court
It doesn't, though. You get those cases where the father kills the daughter for marrying someone of another religion and they get a prison sentence.
And you can get those cases where having multiple wives in different parts of the country in accordance with your imaginary friend's rulings enable you to keep your licence??

That is why I said "can" help.........
Not sure what you're talking about. Oh, you mean driving licence? You could get a mate or family member to do that. It's nothing to do with religion.

Jasandjules

72,620 posts

259 months

Tuesday 27th July 2010
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ShadownINja said:
Not sure what you're talking about. Oh, you mean driving licence? You could get a mate or family member to do that. It's nothing to do with religion.
I've known a man who had to take his wife everywhere because she was very ill (including to hospitals) however this was not deemed sufficient reason to enable him to keep his license - because he was a child and bunny killing speeding motorist.

Sad how it goes sometimes.

Still, I think the point is the same, Religious beliefs can be used as exceptions in law (indeed, such as not wearing a motorcycle helmet for Sikhs and so on) soooo why can't this person use her imaginary friends?

ShadownINja

80,101 posts

312 months

Tuesday 27th July 2010
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I am finding it difficult to link your paragraphs!

Halb

53,012 posts

213 months

Tuesday 27th July 2010
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Flintstone said:
Should have stopped her with a level three lightning bolt.



Or something.
Phased plasma rifle...in the forty watt range...