Tranny rogers a dog...

[Lefty 200 Drams]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howabou...

[Nolar Dog]

A frank confession.
So that was his name.

I'd love to have been a fly on the wall during that police interview.

[Don]

Lefty 200 Drams said:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howabou...

Other agencies? Sectioned under the mental health act or whatever it is.

Loon. Technically speaking, you understand.

[CommanderJameson]

A spokesman for English Heritage said:

This was a very rare incident

The mind boggles that it didn't warrant the adjective "unprecedented".

[Flintstone]

Once his identity gets out he'll be hounded.

[CommanderJameson]

Flintstone said:

Once his identity gets out he'll be hounded.

He'll have to paws and check that the coast is clear before leaving the house, that's for sure.

[10 Pence Short]

Talk about woof justice.

[Spiritual_Beggar]

New, more literal, meaning for the term 'Dogging', thats for sure!

Edited by Spiritual_Beggar on Wednesday 21st July 15:46

[Matt Black]

At least he's been collared!

[Marf]

10 Pence Short said:

Talk about woof justice.

ugh what a howler.

[F i F]

Good job it wasn't a vicar.... countless jokes about dog collar.

Also now I understand the term dogging...

An finally a true story from West Yorkshire Police where a bloke was once arrested because he'd been reported as standing in his allotment shed holding chickens to his parts, the allegation being that he was suspected of rogering the hens. Proven by forensic evidence of chicken feathers beneath his foreskin.

The mind just boggles doesn't it?

[S7Paul]

I'm surprised no one has asked the inevitable question: How low can you get?

[Justayellowbadge]

Was it Nolar's dog?

[Marf]

S7Paul said:

I'm surprised no one has asked the inevitable question: How low can you get?

[Shaw Tarse]

Nick knack Paddy whack give the dog a bone..

[F i F]

Police only had to follow one lead though.

[RDMcG]

Was the dog a cross breed?

[CommanderJameson]

RDMcG said:

Was the dog a cross breed?

Afterwards, I imagine, yes.

[F i F]

Could have been a Cocker Spaniel.


Will leave the rest of the gazilLion jokes Invovling dog breeds and a transvestite to others.

Basque hound, there is your starter for ten.

[goldblum]

barking