Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
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No. You're doing it wrong.
The plan was to train skydiving kamikaze pigs, to leap out of planes and land on the faces of insurgents in Afghan, thereby ensuring both insurgent death, and the consumption of pork, rendering the possibility of virgin shagging in the afterlife an impossibility.
Insurgents simply do not care about donkeys.
(FWIW, I think that this was a pretty misguided, sick publicity stunt. Who could have possibly thought this would end well?)
The plan was to train skydiving kamikaze pigs, to leap out of planes and land on the faces of insurgents in Afghan, thereby ensuring both insurgent death, and the consumption of pork, rendering the possibility of virgin shagging in the afterlife an impossibility.
Insurgents simply do not care about donkeys.
(FWIW, I think that this was a pretty misguided, sick publicity stunt. Who could have possibly thought this would end well?)
Dick_Phallus said:
Looks like a good time was had by all.
Apart from the dog, or was it a donkey?"It was put up so high into the sky that the children on the beach cried and asked their parents: 'Why did they tie a doggy to a parachute?'" Taman newspaper reported last week."
They didn't you thick s
ts, it was a donkey.Sway said:
No. You're doing it wrong.
The plan was to train skydiving kamikaze pigs, to leap out of planes and land on the faces of insurgents in Afghan, thereby ensuring both insurgent death, and the consumption of pork, rendering the possibility of virgin shagging in the afterlife an impossibility.
Insurgents simply do not care about donkeys.
(FWIW, I think that this was a pretty misguided, sick publicity stunt. Who could have possibly thought this would end well?)
And a Navy made up of Sharks with Lasers on their headsThe plan was to train skydiving kamikaze pigs, to leap out of planes and land on the faces of insurgents in Afghan, thereby ensuring both insurgent death, and the consumption of pork, rendering the possibility of virgin shagging in the afterlife an impossibility.
Insurgents simply do not care about donkeys.
(FWIW, I think that this was a pretty misguided, sick publicity stunt. Who could have possibly thought this would end well?)
What on earth would possess a group of potentially intelligent businessmen to decide that a para sailing donkey would be an excellent way of promoting their private beach? I cannot understand the link ... Perhaps they were hoping to drive people away from the crowded public beach with the wailing of the frightened donkey 
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