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undercover

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Friday 12th April 2002
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I've had to go undercover for this one as my girlfriend often peeks onto this site. Just wanted to recommend a decent place in London called Venus - down Farringdon Rd. Top class fluff in there. By far the best place I've been, better than Metropolis, Browns etc. Try to get the Italian bird as she's not shy with putting her nips in your mouth and grinding rather well. You don't get annoyed with beer empty glasses coming round either. A mate and I managed to try all the girls over 3 hours (seemed like a good idea at the time) Although we ended up parting with 400 notes. Or you could just go for one or two dances I guess.

apache

39,731 posts

291 months

Friday 12th April 2002
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flasher you old dog!!

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plotloss

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277 months

Friday 12th April 2002
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The Rhino is also entertaining, especially on suppliers expenses!

Matt.

apache

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Friday 12th April 2002
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Rhino??!!

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ultra violent

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Friday 12th April 2002
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Arrr yes, have spent many a fine hour in y'ode Venus. I agree with the quality of the fluff and the general attitude of the management. There are a couple of birds that don't mind doubling up and putting on a good display.

Unfortunately last time I went they had doubled the price to £20 a dance. Is this still the case?

Roadrunner

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274 months

Friday 12th April 2002
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Oh yes.

richb

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Although we ended up parting with 400 notes.
Hmmm. £400??? that's about 8 tanks full of Optimax then...

Cotty

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Rhino??!!

>> Edited by apache on Friday 12th April 16:44



I think he means Spearmint Rhino, another lap dancing club, not that I have been there of cource

ultra violent

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Friday 12th April 2002
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Have you not just blown your cover RoadRunner????????

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Roadrunner

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Friday 12th April 2002
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keep guessing

Roadrunner

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(doh!)

ultra violent

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Priceless

Don

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Priceless


LOL

yertis

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273 months

Friday 12th April 2002
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At Venus, do they mind if you bring the wife along?
Stuck for anywhere to go in Bournemouth last year we rolled up at FYEO and before I knew it she was paying for a dance! . She said it was "research". Anyway, I'd like to repeat the experience next time we're in London...

CarZee

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Priceless
LOL
LMFAO

CarZee

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Friday 12th April 2002
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we rolled up at FYEO and before I knew it she was paying for a dance!


I read an opinion piece on www.thisislondon.co.uk recently (yep - that bored ). It said that women hate women who pay women to dance for them.

ErnestM

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It said that women hate women who pay women to dance for them.


Don't know about the UK version of exotic dancers, but it's been my experience that the american ones like MONEY, period. (and are none too particular from whence it originates)

ErnestM

thom

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Are you talking about a personal experience ErnestM?
I suggest next time you do like me and borrow a friend's Nissan...

ErnestM

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Are you talking about a personal experience ErnestM?
I suggest next time you do like me and borrow a friend's Nissan...


Quite. Way back in my single days (prior to 1997). The trick to the place that I frequented was becoming friends with the bartenders (all female). They kept me out of trouble (and kept all the dancers away) because I tended to take really good care of them. Never bought a dance. I actually ended up treating the place like a local pub (right down the street from where I lived). Quite a few of the dancers actually asked the bartenders (my friends) to set me up for a date (which they refused to do)...

Anyway, happily married now, and wouldn't trade the wife for all of them combined (even at once )

ErnestM

PS: Regarding dancers not liking women. Uh, it's really the men that a lot of them don't like, believe it or not. The environment that they work in tends to lead to a negative impression of men in general. Face it lads, we're not on our best behaviour in a place which tends to mix alcohol and nude women willing to "rub us the right way" for money (especially in the States - what's the proper spelling for Yeeeee Haaaaa anyway?)