A Burning Issue

[mondeoman]

quote:
Driving to the office this morning, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Toyota Camry doing 110 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror, putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple seconds, and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on her makeup!

It scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the Muffin out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Bob and the Twins, ruined the phone and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!

DAMN THOSE WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No offence meant - it just made me smile.

[CarZee]

And they'll *all* sue!!

[neil_cardiff]

I just wet myself....

[mondeoman]

How did you know her name was Sue??

[Jason F]

nice one !!

[gnomesmith]

I prefer to park up before 'muffin' in the car!