Stag Weekend SOS
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dan101smith

Original Poster:

17,053 posts

241 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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On Thursday next week I'm going on a stag weekend for 4 days.

To Benidorm.

It's going to be horrific, obviously.

Is there anything there actually worth doing, or am I being hopelessly optimistic?

Atomic Gibbon

13,018 posts

216 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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sticky vicky?

MarsellusWallace

1,180 posts

231 months

Friday 18th June 2010
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My mum rates the traffic lights bar and the bar in the don pancho-she is 76 though

whitechief

4,432 posts

225 months

Friday 18th June 2010
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Have a few pints of Watneys red barrel.

Original Poster

5,429 posts

206 months

Friday 18th June 2010
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A few tips?

yes, get paralytically drunk in a hope it takes the edge of the horrific surroundings you are going to encounter.

Have a great time smile

Jovial Joe

371 posts

215 months

Sunday 20th June 2010
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Er.... No

Having just returned from sunny Benidorm today, I'm afraid to relate that it's by far the biggest sthole that I've ever had the misfortune to stay in. It has absolutely nothing of any merit about it whatsoever and has caused me to lose four days of my life and has done untold damage to my liver.

Hopefully you have a prediliction for pie eating, northerners and OAPs on battery operated scooters.
Enjoy.

louiebaby

10,985 posts

221 months

Monday 21st June 2010
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Jovial Joe said:
Er.... No

Having just returned from sunny Benidorm today, I'm afraid to relate that it's by far the biggest sthole that I've ever had the misfortune to stay in. It has absolutely nothing of any merit about it whatsoever and has caused me to lose four days of my life and has done untold damage to my liver.

Hopefully you have a prediliction for pie eating, northerners and OAPs on battery operated scooters.
Enjoy.
Most ironic screen name ever?

:-)

Jovial Joe

371 posts

215 months

Monday 21st June 2010
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louiebaby said:
Jovial Joe said:
Er.... No

Having just returned from sunny Benidorm today, I'm afraid to relate that it's by far the biggest sthole that I've ever had the misfortune to stay in. It has absolutely nothing of any merit about it whatsoever and has caused me to lose four days of my life and has done untold damage to my liver.

Hopefully you have a prediliction for pie eating, northerners and OAPs on battery operated scooters.
Enjoy.
Most ironic screen name ever?

:-)
My friend, I was a little ray of sunshine until I spent four days with the living dead in the Hotel Flamingo Oasis and the tattoo'd, lardy, football shirt clad proles and their retarded offspring in it's environs.
Truly a thoroughly noisome experience.
Regards

Hedders

24,460 posts

277 months

Monday 21st June 2010
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hehe

carreauchompeur

18,323 posts

234 months

Monday 21st June 2010
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Jovial Joe: benidorm tourist board hehe