In love with my grandson and having a baby

[sonic_2k_uk]

http://nz.lifestyle.yahoo.com/new-idea/real-life/a...

So the blokes child will also be his auntie/uncle, and the childs mother, albeit not biological, will also be their great grandmother.

Now that's fked right up!

[hondafanatic]

sonic_2k_uk said:

http://nz.lifestyle.yahoo.com/new-idea/real-life/a...

So the blokes child will also be his auntie/uncle, and the childs mother, albeit not biological, will also be their great grandmother.

Now that's fked right up!

And you work in Morecambe? Good god man - just look out the window, they are everywhere I tells ye.

[sonic_2k_uk]

You mean i shouldn't be so shocked and appalled? Am i missing out?

[the_lone_wolf]

Article said:

'Making love to Pearl was a real eye-opener. It was love combined with all this sexual tension that had been building up,' Phil openly explains.

[TankRizzo]

What is this comment below the article?

some spacker said:

Disgustingly shocking news!!! It dazn't matta if dey've neva been in each other's life b4, dey r blood related n so have @ least 25% of de same genetic makeup. Wat on Earth, kinda relationship dey're gonna each have wiv de child...???

Is that English?

[hondafanatic]

TankRizzo said:

What is this comment below the article?

some spacker said:

Disgustingly shocking news!!! It dazn't matta if dey've neva been in each other's life b4, dey r blood related n so have @ least 25% of de same genetic makeup. Wat on Earth, kinda relationship dey're gonna each have wiv de child...???

Is that English?

My guess - that's a family member.

[turbotongue]

Thats fked up

[mat13]

TankRizzo said:

What is this comment below the article?

some spacker said:

Disgustingly shocking news!!! It dazn't matta if dey've neva been in each other's life b4, dey r blood related n so have @ least 25% of de same genetic makeup. Wat on Earth, kinda relationship dey're gonna each have wiv de child...???

Is that English?

it's the bdized version of English used by the nylon clad subculture prevelant in Britain today.

[sonic_2k_uk]

hondafanatic said:

TankRizzo said:

What is this comment below the article?

some spacker said:

Disgustingly shocking news!!! It dazn't matta if dey've neva been in each other's life b4, dey r blood related n so have @ least 25% of de same genetic makeup. Wat on Earth, kinda relationship dey're gonna each have wiv de child...???

Is that English?

My guess - that's a family member.

[The Excession]

TankRizzo said:

What is this comment below the article?

some spacker said:

Disgustingly shocking news!!! It dazn't matta if dey've neva been in each other's life b4, dey r blood related n so have @ least 25% of de same genetic makeup. Wat on Earth, kinda relationship dey're gonna each have wiv de child...???

Is that English?

Unfortunately I believe that in some social circles that would pass as English.

However, you can't fault the punctuation, impressive use of the apostrophy too.

[Bibbs]

New Zealand .. nuff said

[Skywalker]

Hell...oh!

[hondafanatic]

Skywalker said:

Hell...oh!

Good call... totally forgot that one!

[KANEIT]

That's nowt, what about articles in ladies trash mags such as Closer - lesbian sisters in an incestuous relationship who want a baby together, or a woman who breastfeeds her father as she thinks it is therapeutic for his cancer. Crazy world we live in!

[turbotongue]

KANEIT said:

lesbian sisters in an incestuous relationship who want a baby together

Any volunteers?

Edited by turbotongue on Friday 30th April 16:26

[Sheets Tabuer]

Rarely do I read things on the internet while whincing, that was one of them.

[CommanderJameson]

TankRizzo said:

What is this comment below the article?

some spacker said:

Disgustingly shocking news!!! It dazn't matta if dey've neva been in each other's life b4, dey r blood related n so have @ least 25% of de same genetic makeup. Wat on Earth, kinda relationship dey're gonna each have wiv de child...???

Is that English?

Oh stewardess!

I speak spack.

[NDA]

"When his mother passed away, Phil tracked down his long lost grandmother and they quickly fell in love.

Pearl (72) told New Idea magazine: "From the first moment that I saw him, I knew we would never have a grandmother-grandson relationship.

"For the first time in years I felt sexually alive."

It was during their second week together, after dinner and wine, that Pearl made her move.

"I called Phil into my bedroom, sat him on the bed, and then I leant over and kissed him," she added.

"I expected rejection but instead he kissed me back."

Phil revealed: "I wanted to kiss her there and then. My feelings were overwhelming.

"I love Pearl with all my heart. I've always been attracted to older women and I think Pearl is gorgeous. Now I'm going to be a dad and I can't wait."



I think it's lovely.

[DonkeyApple]

TankRizzo said:

What is this comment below the article?

some spacker said:

Disgustingly shocking news!!! It dazn't matta if dey've neva been in each other's life b4, dey r blood related n so have @ least 25% of de same genetic makeup. Wat on Earth, kinda relationship dey're gonna each have wiv de child...???

Is that English?

Whatever it is, it is a clear advert against inbreeding.

[DonkeyApple]

CommanderJameson said:

Oh stewardess!

I speak spack.

The greatest film ever made, until Dumb and Dumber came along.