Surgeon drops a b*****k
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D-Angle

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4,468 posts

272 months

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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shout ....YOU'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY CYST OFF

Jasandjules

72,611 posts

259 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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FFS. Do we really have such incompetence in the NHS?

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

216 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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[oldjoke]

No, I said remove his spectacles and prick his boil!

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DSM2

3,624 posts

230 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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Probably rushing to get off and do some private stuff.

At least they filled the paperwork in properly, that's good.

J B L

4,217 posts

245 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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Jasandjules said:
FFS. Do we really have such incompetence in the NHS?
You don't want to read the story of the surgeon who removed a little girl's bladder instead of a hernia.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1252913/Su...

Chilli

17,320 posts

266 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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According to the beeb, he not only managed to cut of the guy's testicle, but also ended up injecting himself instead of the patient!
Nice work.

grumbledoak

32,571 posts

263 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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Socialism is great isn't it?

Because a doctor is a doctor is a doctor.

Pickled Piper

6,452 posts

265 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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Jasandjules said:
FFS. Do we really have such incompetence in the NHS?
Oh yes and much more.

I know someone that worked in Med Neg.

pp

tegwin

1,682 posts

236 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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Its not incompetance in the doctors.... its bad managment that allows badly trained Locums in!!!! Pay the locums a LOT of money and more than a handful of them are rubbish!

y2blade

56,321 posts

245 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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Jasandjules said:
FFS. Do we really have such incompetence in the NHS?
yep

ShadownINja

80,084 posts

312 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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"Such was the level of concern they immediately realised it could be a serious medical incident and took steps to complete the relevant documentation."

As opposed to sewing it back on? silly

arguti

1,867 posts

216 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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Sounds like a dodgy doc and fits in well with the current government immigration policy.

Don't get me wrong - I run a medical company employing mostly foreign doctors because British doctors are not interested to do the jobs - problem is that the NHS cannot recruit based on merit- has to be EU candidates first.

I have even seen senior NHS HR advice (ie central from high up in the NHS) advising local NHS HR not to bother short listing doctors who may require a work permit because its too much paperwork, etc.

Because of daft and rushed through immigration changes, bottom line is that there is a huge shortage of experienced doctors across the UK mainly in the acute specialities so that the NHS is now appointing people who 3 years ago would never have got near to be shortlisted. End of.

This is also tied in to the General Medical Council who caved into the governments's demand to introduce the legislation that prevents them testing EU doctor's language skills -they say their hands are tied but in reality they tied them own hands and then blamed the EU.

Since 2004, your right to practice medicine in the UK is determined by your passport and not your qualifications etc. it gets more crazy, for example, a British doctor qualified in South Africa will have to write medical entrance exams (PLAB) to practice here whereas a German doctor qualifying from the same university does not. EU rights until you are British, I kid you not as we have had this exact scenario.


Oh and by the way, it's getting worse and will continue to do so.....rant over


PS if you think MP expenses are shocking, wait until you see the GMC council, £600K expenses paid to one member with no receipts a few years ago which is one of the reasons they remain a charity, less onerous financial reporting me thinks or am I just too cynical



Edited by arguti on Tuesday 20th April 10:47

arguti

1,867 posts

216 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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mybrainhurts said:
shout ....YOU'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY CYST OFF
biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin


Tangent Police

3,097 posts

206 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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grumbledoak said:
Socialism is great isn't it?

Because a doctor is a doctor is a doctor.
Despite having a fkoff great surplus of qualified med students every year, we have to drag in savages who are "equal".

Communitarian madness.

Frankeh

12,558 posts

215 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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I'd be pissed to say the least. Hope he gets a big pay out.

youngsyr

14,742 posts

222 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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BBC said:
The GMC was told of another incident in August 2006, when Dr Al Hourani had consulted a colleague and was advised to inject a patient with 10 milligrams (mg) of midazolam, a powerful sedative drug.

He then gave the patient 8mg and injected himself with the other 2mg, the hearing was told.
I can't put my finger on it, but something about imagining that situation makes me giggle uncontrollably.

Liszt

4,337 posts

300 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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youngsyr said:
BBC said:
The GMC was told of another incident in August 2006, when Dr Al Hourani had consulted a colleague and was advised to inject a patient with 10 milligrams (mg) of midazolam, a powerful sedative drug.

He then gave the patient 8mg and injected himself with the other 2mg, the hearing was told.
I can't put my finger on it, but something about imagining that situation makes me giggle uncontrollably.
Have an image of this:


ShadownINja

80,084 posts

312 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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Frankeh said:
I'd be pissed to say the least. Hope he gets a big pay out.
I thought that... but what's a suitable payout? I can't think what sum I'd be satisfied with. How about 5 minutes with the surgeon in a sound proof room and a scalpel?

youngsyr

14,742 posts

222 months

Tuesday 20th April 2010
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ShadownINja said:
Frankeh said:
I'd be pissed to say the least. Hope he gets a big pay out.
I thought that... but what's a suitable payout? I can't think what sum I'd be satisfied with. How about 5 minutes with the surgeon in a sound proof room and a scalpel?
I'd give up a nut for £250K + how ever many of my sperm frozen to ensure I could always cook up a kid or two in the lab.