You know you're a petrolhead when...

[dylan0451]

you curse yourself for taking the time to spell car words into predictive text?

'sump' comes up before stop, 'bhp' comes up before air, 'diff' before died etc.

'sorry gorgeous, had to sump as the cap diff on the motorway. just outside costa getting some bhp'

bloody technology...

[Shape Shifter]

you just know that, no, this is not Flemke's McLaren.

Edited by Shape Shifter on Thursday 25th March 17:41

[gib6933]

The worst is waking up and your first thought is a car.

Then what day is it? Where am I? Who am I?

[matt1269]

You get excited by 5l of fresh engine oil

[Flanders.]

You can't stop just going out for random drives.

[monthefish]

You leave the garage door open whilst cooking

a la:

[theironduke]

Once you've got your heart set on your next chariot you turn into an excitable 8 year old when the time comes to go and buy it!!!

[jt racing]

When you can't run up the stairs without making engine noises!

[MarkRSi]

After walking back to your house you try to use the car key fob to unlock the door remotely....


... and making the car noises. And resurrecting old threads on exciting topics such as 'You know you're a petrolhead when...'. Whatever.