I know Horse Racing-do you have questions?

[LotusACBC]

I am pretty well educated when it comes to thoroughbred racing. If anyone has any questions please free to post and I would love to have a discussion.

[Size Nine Elm]

Who is going to win the Grand National this year? It would be nice to know before the race...

[Cock Womble]

They shoot horses, don't they?

[V8mate]

Cock Womble said:

They shoot horses, don't they?

Yep. They struggle too much in the oven otherwise.

[bonsai]

What is your prefered method of relieving a grand stallion so that his love juice can be sold on to the highest bidder, and have you ever been hit in the eye?

[Ozone]

What effect will the proposed changes to decimal betting odds have?

[V8mate]

bonsai said:

What is your prefered method of relieving a grand stallion so that his love juice can be sold on to the highest bidder, and have you ever swallowed?

Yeah. We have a right to know!

[DrTre]

Where's Shergar?

[Justayellowbadge]

Francis vs Francome?

The former's 1st person style is pleasing, but I can't help feeling Francome has, of late, offered a more dextrous narrative.

[V8mate]

DrTre said:

Where's Shergar?

The OP ate him.

[Cock Womble]

Is Clare Balding a lez?

[Sisyphus]

Is there something in their piss that turns the grass in Kentucky blue?

[V8mate]

Cock Womble said:

Is Clare Balding a lez?

Or a geezer?

[Cock Womble]

V8mate said:

Cock Womble said:

Is Clare Balding a lez?

Or a geezer?

A leezer?

[DrTre]

Why doesn't horse racing have a great big sugar cube racing round the inner edge of the track in front of the horses?

It'd make them go faster.

[Neil H]

Where do they get the little men who ride the horses from?

[Cock Womble]

And is she actually balding?

[williamp]

How is it fair that greyhounds dont have to have jockeys, yet horses do?? The extra weight must slow them down.

[GTIR]

Neil H said:

Where do they get the little men who ride the horses from?

Newmarket, Suffolk.

To be more precise The Waggon and Horses.

[eldar]

williamp said:

How is it fair that greyhounds dont have to have jockeys, yet horses do?? The extra weight must slow them down.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greyhound_jockey

They just use tiny jockeys.