Having a big bum, hips and thighs 'is healthy'

[M-J-B]

Well, looks like that's Mrs M-J-B's diet out of the fooking window

fatty fatty

[bimsb6]

only if you're a horse .

[Tony*T3]

The missus should live to be about 185 years old then.... :-)

[G_T]

Its not clear from the article but I think it's just agreed that a body's shape and how they store fat is a major factor in heart disease.

Did you ever see that one about "if your thighs are greater than X" in circumference you're less like to get heart disease"? It neglected to point out that if you're a mega fat bd you're going to get that off the bat.

Funny the way so many people are so quick to jump to the defence of the fatties. Until the McDonalds gene is discovered I remain firmly in the "you're fat because you're lazy or eat too much" camp.

[jeff m]

I suppose that statisticaly having a large rear end in conjunction with oversize thighs would reduce ones chances of contracting a lot of sexually transmitted deseases.

[G_T]

jeff m said:

I suppose that statisticaly having a large rear end in conjunction with oversize thighs would reduce ones chances of contracting a lot of sexually transmitted deseases.

There's always a bright side to being fk ugly I suppose. Easier to stay pure for God as well I would have though.

Just look at Anne Widdecombe. Not for too long though, obviously.

[ShadownINja]

Are you saying that Susan Boyle wasn't a virgin in her 40s just because she's shy with men?

[F i F]

Any chance the author is a Nigella fan?

[G_T]

Don't tell me you don't like Nigella Lawson?

[F i F]

G_T said:

Don't tell me you don't like Nigella Lawson?

Didn't say that, but she is quite large in the area under discussion. Pure sex from the waist up admittedly.

[wildoliver]

In what way is a good looking skinny bird who only lasts a short period a bad thing though? I mean think about it realistically do you want the fatty to last forever?

[M-J-B]

wildoliver said:

In what way is a good looking skinny bird who only lasts a short period a bad thing though? I mean think about it realistically do you want the fatty to last forever?

Well you know what they say....

A fatty isn't just for Christmas.






If you slice them really thinly they'll normally last until Easter

[Shaw Tarse]

I thought I'd read recently that Jlo's arse was smaller than it was?