Neighbours taking the ****

[Oakey]

First of all, let me just say that the neighbours to our left are the most unsociable, ignorant, miserable tts on the planet. The sort of people who don't even acknowledge you in the street.

Secondly, I have no problem accepting parcels for other neighbours when they're not in, they do the same for us.

However, this just takes the piss.

My OH has just informed me these s have just had a BBQ delivered. It's massive. Huge. They know they're not going to be in so they've put a note with the courier company to deliver it to ours. They haven't asked beforehand, they've just gone ahead and done this.

I told the OH she was an idiot for accepting it, I'd have told them to fk right off. So right now, it's sat blocking up our drive. fk knows how we're expected to move it because apparently it was delivered on a trolley and weighs a fair bit.

Thirdly, what sort of orders a BBQ during the coldest winter we've had in decades?

Edited by Oakey on Monday 11th January 12:13

[Chilli]

Unpack it, and install it in your garden. Invite the neighbours round for a bar-bee, break the ice and all that.

[rocksteadyeddie]

Do you live near Penny?

[soad]

Oakey said:

what sort of orders a BBQ during the coldest winter we've had in decades?

Probably got a good deal on it (with the sales on) - nothing wrong with planning in advance.

Good luck with moving it.

[Hedders]

I just can't imagine a BBQ that big! Pictures please

[Oakey]

Hedders said:

I just can't imagine a BBQ that big! Pictures please

You must think I'm new here. She's off to get one now.

Apparently the box says it weighs 85Kg. EIGHTY FIVE fkING KILOS!!!!

[Rude-boy]

That's not a BBQ, that a chuffing AGA.

[LukeBird]

Now that is taking the piss (85kgs that is!), because they'll never move it and have to use their BBQ in your garden!

[Oakey]

I'm nagging her to go and take a photo. She's asking what the rush is.

What's the rush? What's the rush woman? THE INTERNET IS WAITING!! GO NOW!!

[Justayellowbadge]

Love it.

'No, no, Sir. It's not a pallet of bricks, it's a self assembly BBQ. That'll be £400, please'

[Biker's Nemesis]

Oakey said:

First of all, let me just say that the neighbours to our left are the most unsociable, ignorant, miserable tts on the planet. The sort of people who don't even acknowledge you in the street.

Secondly, I have no problem accepting parcels for other neighbours when they're not in, they do the same for us.

However, this just takes the piss.

My OH has just informed me these s have just had a BBQ delivered. It's massive. Huge. They know they're not going to be in so they've put a note with the courier company to deliver it to ours. They haven't asked beforehand, they've just gone ahead and done this.

I told the OH she was an idiot for accepting it, I'd have told them to fk right off. So right now, it's sat blocking up our drive. fk knows how we're expected to move it because apparently it was delivered on a trolley and weighs a fair bit.

Thirdly, what sort of orders a BBQ during the coldest winter we've had in decades?

Edited by Oakey on Monday 11th January 12:13

Cheers, I'll be back home around 6pm.

Nice to know how you feel about us.

[steveo3002]

open the box and take spme parts out and sling em

[Rach*]

Open it and start cooking some sausages up on the drive!

[Shinobi]

85kgs! Geoff Capes that is!

[Neil H]

I'd second the suggestion to remove some key components, I imagine it would be major hassle sorting that out.

[Oakey]

Bloody women. It's not that big



Still, 85kg, I'll let them get it round to theirs, should be fun in that soggy box

http://www.thebbqstore.com.cy/cgibin/hweb?-A=146&a...

Edited by Oakey on Monday 11th January 12:37

[Deva Link]

Oakey said:

I told the OH she was an idiot..

...your neighbours made you call your wife an idiot!

[G_T]

Ebay?

[chimera40]

Get some mates round, some lifting gear and stick it right in front of there front door blocking it completely.

[J500ANT]

"Free to collector"