Your DIY at its most stupid
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As a young householder with an end of terrace two up, two down and a bit out the back, I opted to re-roof the bit out the back myself. It needed doing, the single pitch was keeling over and the lath and plaster ceiling was in a poor state. I was in my early twenties and had the drive and ambition but not the experience or common sense.
Stepping off the ladder into a bucket I fell over backwards into a pile of rubbish I should already have taken to the tip. To work off my irritation I opted to break up the laths by stamping on them. I watched mesmerised as only the second or third one broke and one half of it was heading towards me with a nail I should have taken out aimed at my forehead.
Yes, I was the young DIYer with half a lath nailed to my head.
Stepping off the ladder into a bucket I fell over backwards into a pile of rubbish I should already have taken to the tip. To work off my irritation I opted to break up the laths by stamping on them. I watched mesmerised as only the second or third one broke and one half of it was heading towards me with a nail I should have taken out aimed at my forehead.
Yes, I was the young DIYer with half a lath nailed to my head.
Was putting a computer bench together(urged on by mrs slopes, y'know, "isnt it finished yet" 2 seconds after i took it out of the box) and i was assembling it upside down to make putting the top wooden part on easier for myself. Then i decided to pick up the desk triumphantly and show off my handiwork, only to find i had used the wrong bolts and bolted it through the carpet and into the floor boards!
I had been bothered by creaky and moving floors, the central heating installers had cut channels in the plywood floor, but hadn't supported it enough, so I was putting bracing pieces underneath to support the cut out pieces better.
The 'don't put the screws into the centre, that's where the pipes are' somehow got scrambled to the exact opposite, cue a 'boy with finger in the dyke' situation, and a repair to the downstairs ceiling! Grrrr....
The 'don't put the screws into the centre, that's where the pipes are' somehow got scrambled to the exact opposite, cue a 'boy with finger in the dyke' situation, and a repair to the downstairs ceiling! Grrrr....
had an extension built and was tiling the floor in the new bathroom, when i re-hung the door i needed to shave some off the bottom to allow for the now higher floor. I carefully removed it took it outside, removed the handles so i could lay it flat. marked a line taking approx 4mm of material off, careful not to go too far as they are the hollow door types. then refitted the furtniture and triumphantly rehung the door. only to find a gap at the top and the bottom still rubbing....
(recitifed by moving the hinge location on the door)
(recitifed by moving the hinge location on the door)
snowy slopes said:
Was putting a computer bench together(urged on by mrs slopes, y'know, "isnt it finished yet" 2 seconds after i took it out of the box) and i was assembling it upside down to make putting the top wooden part on easier for myself. Then i decided to pick up the desk triumphantly and show off my handiwork, only to find i had used the wrong bolts and bolted it through the carpet and into the floor boards!
snowy slopes said:
Was putting a computer bench together(urged on by mrs slopes, y'know, "isnt it finished yet" 2 seconds after i took it out of the box) and i was assembling it upside down to make putting the top wooden part on easier for myself. Then i decided to pick up the desk triumphantly and show off my handiwork, only to find i had used the wrong bolts and bolted it through the carpet and into the floor boards!
I remember scoffing at someone about cutting into a table top when power sawing a piece of wood laid on it. So busy was I scoffing, that I cut into the table top....
I remember laughing with my wife about idiots putting nails through central heating pipes, when securing loose floorboards. Luckily we have insurance for that sort of thing.....
I remember telling my wife that only an idiot could drive a nail through a plainly visible wire in the attic, and blow the main fuse....
I don't scoff so much any more.
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