The most pointless news story ever?

[bigjimmy]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20091210/ten-jacksons-s...

Dear god.

[DrTre]

That is remarkable. Really quite remarkable. It has to be a piss take!?

[Emsman]

Ah, but i'll wager uri geller would be happy to comment, just to get his grinning mug in a paper.


(look, its bending, its bending, and im not even forcing it, honest)

[theaxe]

The Article said:

All of the brothers, who have no connection with the pro-golfer, said they had no comment.

Genius.

[Airbag]

Michael Jackson did look somewhat like some of those women, hmm...

[MartinM]

Sounds like something from South Park.
"A famous brown person makes the news by doing something controversial, we interview more famous brown people as they are sure to have a view on a fellow famous brown person. Said famous brown people have no comment. Shocker!"