Anthropogenic Urine Warming
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Asterix

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Wednesday 9th December 2009
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Anthropogenic = Caused by humans

AUW - When a single or group of human's actions cause an increase in the temperature of urine.

It has been noted scientifically (peer reviewed by my mate Dave who agrees) that there has been a sharp localised increase in the temperature of the collective urine of the UK since 2nd May 1997. It is believed that the influx of super heated air from Scotland is a major contributor to this phenomenon.

It has also been noted that a global spike has occurred over the last few days with all the indicators pointing to a Scandinavian conurbation known as 'Copenhagen' as the cause of this worrying and possibly cataclysmic event.