Girlfriend's back doors...help!
Girlfriend's back doors...help!
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f-fuxake

Original Poster:

1,813 posts

271 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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Wanting to give my better half a surprise I crept round to her back door.
Imagine my frustration when the handle came off in my hands.
Can I rely on the wisdom of the PH village to advise me in this situation?

hehe

luke111s

847 posts

210 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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Don't close the door and have a pcensoreds just in case. HTH.

wink

Edited by luke111s on Friday 4th December 17:22

Rollcage

11,345 posts

214 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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If it came off in your hand, before you got to her back door, you are doing it wrong! wink

Perhaps you should smash them in anyway?

NickyTwoHats

2,093 posts

263 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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Pop the handle round to Mobsta, there's a good chap.

V8mate

45,899 posts

211 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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Peeing into the shared entrance always seems to assist entry.

Bonnie and Clyde

11,701 posts

214 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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Surprises around a woman's back door are never a good ideanono Front door surprises have a much higher success rate yes

Zad

12,934 posts

258 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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As a treat, take her for a nice evening out to a London restaurant. Perhaps one with a view? I hear some of those south of the river are quite good now. Just a thought.

selnic

466 posts

289 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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Aahh Bistolaugh

SystemParanoia

14,343 posts

220 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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f-fuxake said:
Girlfriend's back doors...help!
Im on my way! biggrin

Vixpy1

42,695 posts

286 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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Bash it in, they love that

RemaL

25,073 posts

256 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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this will go downhill very quick

DrTre

12,957 posts

254 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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Can't help with the door but once you've sorted that out I suggest you jam your cock right up her pupper until you climax.

Greeny

1,423 posts

281 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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RemaL said:
this has gone downhill very quickly
EFA

V12Les

3,985 posts

218 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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DrTre said:
Can't help with the door but once you've sorted that out I suggest you jam your cock right up her pupper until you climax.
And dont forget to wipe it in her hair!!!

DrTre

12,957 posts

254 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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V12Les said:
DrTre said:
Can't help with the door but once you've sorted that out I suggest you jam your cock right up her pupper until you climax.
And dont forget to wipe it in her hair!!!
Kin hell Casanova, there's limits.

collateral

7,238 posts

240 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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Greeny said:
RemaL said:
this has gone downhill very quickly
EFA
There was no hill

Bonnie and Clyde

11,701 posts

214 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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vomit

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

247 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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I'll tell you if you answer my email from a few weeks ago wink

collateral

7,238 posts

240 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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laugh

kma

959 posts

216 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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Back door surprises aren't a good idea imo, you never know what's lurking inside.