What's the worst film you ever saw?

[toasty]

I had the misfortune to see the risible 'Gamer' with Gerard 'SPARTA!!!!' Butler last night and was struggling to think of a worse film.

'Dude, where's my car' was so bad I didn't bother to watch the second half and was definitely worse than the truly awful 'BioDome' with Pauly Shore that managed to get a Metacritic score of 1.

'Napoleon Dynamite' was utter cack IMHO but I know others have liked it so maybe it's just me.

'Dumb and Dumberer' got switched off too, it should never have been made.

Guy Ritchie's 'Revolver' was bad beyond belief and I've not had the misfortune of seeing 'Swept Away'.


So what is the worst film you've ever seen and I don't mean films like 'Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus' that are so bad they're entertaining?

[jas xjr]

going back a few years i watched gridlocked at the cinema with tupac in it. it was terrible. when the end credits came up i was thnking "is that it?"

[toasty]

IL_JDM said:

A film called 'brick'.

Walked out of the cinema, utter toss.

I'm a bit concerned, as I highly rate 2 of your suggestions (dude where's my car & Napoleon dynamite')

They're so bad, they're actually great to watch

Edited by IL_JDM on Friday 4th December 13:48

Funnily enough, I have the displeasure of watching 'Brick' tonight as it's just arrived from Lovefilm. Maybe we have a contender.

Just remembered 'The Darjeeling Limited', what a bunch of pretentious toss that was.

[Nimbus]

Austin Powers, Gold Member

total ste

[JakeS]

Spice Girls Movie.

[redtwin]

Jonathan Livingston Seagull

Anything with Hugh Grant in it.

All "Rom-Coms"

But then I enjoyed Napoleon Dynamite so maybe the above were not meant for me.

[58warren]

Starship Troopers.... Aaaaarrrgghhhh!!!

[aclivity]

M. Night Shyamalam's "The Happening".

[Scott330ci]

Meet the spartans

Any scary movie

[Bullett]

Benjamin Button - not bad but unutterably dull.

[JakeS]

Bullett said:

Benjamin Button - not bad but unutterably dull.

I completly agree! I thought it was suppose to be a tear jerker. I was bored stiff.

[toasty]

JakeS said:

Bullett said:

Benjamin Button - not bad but unutterably dull.

I completly agree! I thought it was suppose to be a tear jerker. I was bored stiff.

Oh great! That's another just come through the letterbox. Anyone mentions 'Australia' and I've got three of a kind.

[Heathwood]

A life aquatic

[EDLT]

Baby Geniuses 2.

[crofty1984]

Meet the Fokkers.
Madagascar.
Meet the Fokkers.

[drskodd]

Anything by Michael Bay.

[Jackpot]

'The Watchmen'

Utter horsest. Two of my friend left, me and the gf stuck it out but at the end realised we had both wanted to leave the whole way through. I'd prefer to drip acid in my eyes.

If you disagree with me - I can only put it down to the fact you must be a completely new breed of super nerd that I have yet to encounter.

[FourWheelDrift]

Seen a lot of rubbish but in recent times one that sticks in the mind is "The Strangers" the Liv Tyler true story of a murder film. If you haven't seen it you might remember the adverts and trailers with 3 people wearing masks.

[JakeS]

drskodd said:

Anything by Michael Bay.

Transformers and Bad Boys..... Get out.

[Muzzer]

anonymous said:

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Absolutely.

On my list of cack films are:

Napoleon Dynamite. Just didn't see the funny side....

What Lies Beneath. The only film I've nearly got up and walked out of the cinema during. Utter, utter rubbish.

I also went through a spell of watching random kung-fu films.

Watching old Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan films was a joy but then we uncovered quite a modern rip-off of 'The Matrix' starring Billy Zane. Invincible it was called. Produced by Jet Li and Mel Gibson. Utter crap.