Oi, Driller, noooo!
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My brother (known as Driller on this site - he's a dentist) has decided to sell his Griff 500 (on this site), because he's suddenly come over all sensible.
So this is a public plea for sanity. Don't be such an arse! You wanted the bloody thing for years, you told me a week ago that you couldn't live without it and you'd never sell it. Ever. Don't know if you've suffered a hormone deficit in the last seven days or something, but how can you do such a complete senseless U turn. You ought to be in the bloody Government!
We all work hard to achieve the things that make life worthwhile. Sell that car now and you'll regret it forever. In fact, you'll probably regret it next week.
Fellow PH'ers, I appeal to you all to give him the benefit of some warped perspective!
So this is a public plea for sanity. Don't be such an arse! You wanted the bloody thing for years, you told me a week ago that you couldn't live without it and you'd never sell it. Ever. Don't know if you've suffered a hormone deficit in the last seven days or something, but how can you do such a complete senseless U turn. You ought to be in the bloody Government!
We all work hard to achieve the things that make life worthwhile. Sell that car now and you'll regret it forever. In fact, you'll probably regret it next week.
Fellow PH'ers, I appeal to you all to give him the benefit of some warped perspective!
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My brother (known as Driller on this site - he's a dentist) has decided to sell his Griff 500 (on this site), because he's suddenly come over all sensible.
Fellow PH'ers, I appeal to you all to give him the benefit of some warped perspective!
By What possible definition are you using the word "sensible". Perhaps I am missing something here but selling a really nice car is presumably being done with a view to replacing it. I would love to know what with?
Surely a man so ill in the head shouldn't be allowed to wield a knife and drill.
Driller, this is the end of your life as you know it. I know you are telling yourself you'll get your kicks elsewhere; you'll save so much money; so much hassle.
All that will happen is you will waste away as a man, being sucked down into the Mundano mediocrity. Don't do it.
Driller, this is the end of your life as you know it. I know you are telling yourself you'll get your kicks elsewhere; you'll save so much money; so much hassle.
All that will happen is you will waste away as a man, being sucked down into the Mundano mediocrity. Don't do it.
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He's selling it to fund the purchase of a flat in Paris to please his girlfriend. He's replacing it with...her Clio. Noooo!
If she's intnet on trudging round in dog poo, eating overpriced meals, served up by with an indifferent arrogance, there's plenty of places closer to home than Paris!
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He's selling it to fund the purchase of a flat in Paris to please his girlfriend. He's replacing it with...her Clio. Noooo!
Oh FFS There had to be a woman involved. Cetain phrases are useful when dealing with women and cars in the same context.
1 NO
2 YAWN Put the kettle on
3 I'm sorry I thought we were talking about cars
4 No
5 All cars that end in o are crap even if they are blue
6 Yes but what are we going to do for a car
7 NO
8 Unfortunately when it comes to driving your family incldes no one who can drive a stick up a dead dogs arse, so their opinions have the same effect on me as a comedy sketch from the "Mark Thomas experience"
9 If you want a new man find someone who likes chuffin Ben Elton
10 Very very very silly and dangerous, a total death trap really
11 NO
12 So who are you going to buy that with then?
Well crikey, it was almost worth it to get all this attention! 
I'm in a real quandry actually, how can I have a beautiful Griff in Paris? It's going to get f***ed up in no time and I'd rather it got taken care of and enjoyed by someone else instead of being stuck in Parisian traffic jams and used as a buffer round the Arc De Triomphe. I'll certainly get a Tuscan at a later date, maybe in LHD? 'til then I'll have to take out my frustrations on unwary patients-now where did i put those rusty forceps?...
I'm in a real quandry actually, how can I have a beautiful Griff in Paris? It's going to get f***ed up in no time and I'd rather it got taken care of and enjoyed by someone else instead of being stuck in Parisian traffic jams and used as a buffer round the Arc De Triomphe. I'll certainly get a Tuscan at a later date, maybe in LHD? 'til then I'll have to take out my frustrations on unwary patients-now where did i put those rusty forceps?...Gassing Station | General Gassing [Archive] | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff