Under 25's are wimps

Under 25's are wimps

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Gixer

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4,463 posts

255 months

Thursday 22nd January 2004
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People over the age of 25 stood the test of time!!!

Here is why...

According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's, 50's, 60's, or even maybe the early 70's probably shouldn't have survived.

Our baby cribs were covered with bright coloured lead-based paint.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets, ... and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets. (Not to mention the risks we took hitchhiking.)

As children, we would ride in cars with no seatbelts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day was always a special treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle. Horrors! We ate cupcakes, bread and butter, and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing.

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle, and no one actually died from this.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then rode down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the street lights came on. No one was able to reach us all day. NO MOBILE PHONES!!!!! Unthinkable!

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo 64, X-Boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, video tape movies, surround sound, personal cell phones, personal computers, or Internet chat rooms.

We had friends! We went outside and found them. We played ball, and sometimes, the ball would really hurt. We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones and teeth, and there were no lawsuits from these accidents. They were accidents. No one was to blame but us.

Remember accidents? We had fights and punched each other and got black and blue and learned to get over it. We made up games with sticks and tennis balls and ate worms, and although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes, nor did the worms live inside us forever.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend's home and knocked on the door, or rang the bell or just walked in and talked to them.

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law. Imagine that!

This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem solvers and inventors, ever. The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all. And you're one of them!

Congratulations!

People under 25 are WIMPS !

vetteheadracer

8,271 posts

260 months

Thursday 22nd January 2004
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Thoroughly agree! I remember as a kid spending all my time outside, walking the dog on my own or building tunnels in the garden for my toy cars. I didn't die of some earth transmitted disease or get abducted by a paedophile. In fact, I don't think the media had invented paedophiles when I was a child.

The media have lead us all to believe that in Western society you have a god given right to live forever.
Unfortunately, they forgot to mention that god doesn't exist, but fate does.

Shit happens, some people live, some people don't, get over it, don't let it ruin your life.

Life is not a dress rehearsal......

Gixer

Original Poster:

4,463 posts

255 months

Thursday 22nd January 2004
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And of course accidents were still accidents. Slides were as tall as a house and you could fall onto the concrete below (none of that rubber stuff you get now), rocking horses - remember them. And roundabouts of course. I got my leg stuck under a roundabout when I was a kid. It was still going round at the time and so my leg and my foot got cut up really bad. My mum and dad didnt go to court over it though.

LuS1fer

41,783 posts

252 months

Thursday 22nd January 2004
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Not forgetting that we've also got a far healthier sperm count.

vetteheadracer

8,271 posts

260 months

Friday 23rd January 2004
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I don't think I want to know this!

I now have this image in my head of Lusifer and a pair of tweezers....one.....two....three. It is not a nice image!

LuS1fer

41,783 posts

252 months

Friday 23rd January 2004
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Image? You should see the photo. LOL.

Mind you, women should have an automatic printed receipt from the CSA "Thank you for your donation. Our representative will be raiding your bank account shortly".

Ah well, only two more years....