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steve harrison

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461 posts

273 months

Tuesday 19th March 2002
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... and possibly even honorary PH membership to the very well dressed young lady in the Mercedes S600 who sat in lane three of the M1 alongside me for mile after mile this afternoon as we followed two jerks in panel vans doing 60mph and 60.00000000000001mph in lanes two and three respectively.

Lip reading is not my forte but I can recognise "OH FOR F**K'S SAKE!!!!!!!" on a good day.

When the traffic cleared and they continued their neck and neck drag race in lanes one and two I was particularly impressed by the way she nailed the Merc, possibly piercing the floor pan with a well polished stilly, such was the way she went past them. By f**k the V12 Merc can shift for such a big car

Roadrunner

2,690 posts

273 months

Tuesday 19th March 2002
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Sounds like some top totty! Go on girl!

nonegreen

7,803 posts

276 months

Tuesday 19th March 2002
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... and possibly even honorary PH membership to the very well dressed young lady in the Mercedes S600 who sat in lane three of the M1 alongside me for mile after mile this afternoon as we followed two jerks in panel vans doing 60mph and 60.00000000000001mph in lanes two and three respectively.

Lip reading is not my forte but I can recognise "OH FOR F**K'S SAKE!!!!!!!" on a good day.

When the traffic cleared and they continued their neck and neck drag race in lanes one and two I was particularly impressed by the way she nailed the Merc, possibly piercing the floor pan with a well polished stilly, such was the way she went past them. By f**k the V12 Merc can shift for such a big car


You just wanted to shag her didn't you?

CarZee

13,382 posts

273 months

Tuesday 19th March 2002
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Sounds like she'd make a fine candidate for the job at least

steve harrison

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461 posts

273 months

Wednesday 20th March 2002
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You just wanted to shag her didn't you?




How can you suggest such a thing? I wouldn't have minded driving her car.

smeagol

1,947 posts

290 months

Wednesday 20th March 2002
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Well its the first time I heard it called that

mel

10,168 posts

281 months

Wednesday 20th March 2002
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well shifting through her box at least

fnarrrr fanrrrr

manek

2,977 posts

290 months

Wednesday 20th March 2002
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Can I just say trunnions at this point?

nonegreen

7,803 posts

276 months

Wednesday 20th March 2002
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You just wanted to shag her didn't you?




How can you suggest such a thing? I wouldn't have minded driving her car.


Don't lie, remember I know your general aproach is "If it moves F@ck it if it doesn;t break it" I wonder if she liked pies an' beer?

Roadrunner

2,690 posts

273 months

Wednesday 20th March 2002
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hair pies?

nonegreen

7,803 posts

276 months

Wednesday 20th March 2002
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hair pies?



Don't go there

plotloss

67,280 posts

276 months

Wednesday 20th March 2002
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How do you know she had hair pies? It could have just been thrush!



Matt.

mondeoman

11,430 posts

272 months

Wednesday 20th March 2002
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This is one of those ocassions when you just wish there was a database of licence plates....... and hey presto !

nonegreen

7,803 posts

276 months

Wednesday 20th March 2002
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This is one of those ocassions when you just wish there was a database of licence plates....... and hey presto !



Would be great if it also included medical history and you could interogate it with questions like "Can she suck a golf ball down twenty foot of garden hose?"

plotloss

67,280 posts

276 months

Wednesday 20th March 2002
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Would be great if it also included medical history and you could interogate it with questions like "Can she suck a golf ball down twenty foot of garden hose?"



Surely thats on the Range Rover buyers database?

Matt.

Roadrunner

2,690 posts

273 months

Wednesday 20th March 2002
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There's something really sexy about a slim, well dressed blonde with a firm ass and nice rack, driving in a sports car. I just can't quite put my finger on it though.

tvradict

3,829 posts

280 months

Wednesday 20th March 2002
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The sports car

Roadrunner

2,690 posts

273 months

Wednesday 20th March 2002
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The girl

campbell

2,500 posts

289 months

Wednesday 20th March 2002
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How good is she with the nob (gear nob)

mondeoman

11,430 posts

272 months

Wednesday 20th March 2002
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is that finger on it or in it??