The Gordon and Piers Caption Competition

[mybrainhurts]

[sleep envy]

I think you've got a homo erotic fixation with el gordo

[Jasandjules]

I love the way that you are more of a w****r than I am.

Which one is saying it to which one, you decide.

[Sleekitman]

Look into my eye. Not around my eye.

Edited by Sleekitman on Thursday 22 October 16:53

[central]

MMMMMMWAH! xx

[Murray993]

When they shout prick we don't both have to respond.

[northwick]

Is there anyone who likes (or even has any respect for) Piers Morgan?

If he came in here now, I'd bray him. There are not many people I could say that about.

[catso]

to be read in a drunken slur;


"You know what mate, I really love you, no I really, really do love you...."

Edited by catso on Thursday 22 October 17:40

[SeeFive]

"Get as many of these down you as you can tonight cos Alistair is gonna tax the crap out of it in the budget"

[MartG]

"Nah, I think they still hate that Hitler chap more than us"

[Project 644]

"No Piers, you've got it all wrong. You're not the biggest in the world anymore..."

[mybrainhurts]

You'll never guess where Harriet's tattoo is...

[schmalex]

"Iah love you, I really do. You're my beshtesht mate"

[mybrainhurts]

I shpy with my one good eye....

[juice]

Pair of utter s having a drink together.

Well its a caption (of sorts !!)

[anonymous-user]

Two mongs don't make a right?

I think I've stolen that from somewhere else, but I can't remember where, so now I invented it

[mybrainhurts]

You won't believe it, Piers, but I can fk bagpipes....

[Fleegle]

Gordon...I want to fk you good and proper


Piers...you might as well, you fked everyone else in the country

[Simpo Two]

For someone as terrified of people as Gordon Brown, he's actually got his arm round Mr Morgan. How pissed did he have to be to do that?

Maybe he's asking to borrow some money.

Edited by Simpo Two on Thursday 22 October 21:40

[mybrainhurts]

Lend us a quid until Thursday, I'm expecting a postal order...