Thursday 14th March 2002

Top Tips for Caravanners

Enlighten us all with your top tips for shed-pullers

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[Farmer]

This is not any ordinary post, this is a confession .

I have towed a carravan twice during my 20 years on the road

But then again I regularly drive tractors as well so I supose you hate me even more for that

TOUGH T*TY TOWNIES

[PetrolTed]

How powerful is your tractor Farmer?

[Nick M (nmilton)]

Top tip for caravanners - DON'T !!

Leave the b****y thing at home. Or better yet, burn it. Then go and find a nice B&B !!


Thanks, I feel better for that.

[anonymous-user]

1/ dont bother, you will only end up arguing about the cramped conditions and the terrible weather, why not head off to somewhere nice and enjoy your holiday. After all, you've probably worked quite hard so you may as well enjoy it. The world doesnt end at Cornwall you know, theres a whole world out there, try Barcelona, Paris or the Algarve. You should be able to get a couple of grand for the caravan which you can spend on a competion car and a trailer.

[Jason F]

If you want to have a camping trip fine, take a tent.

If you want a holiday with decent weather. Go abroad.

If you really really have to cart a quarter of your home somewhere else, then why not just leave the thing at a caravan site indefinately and you can just return to it year on year ??
Oh, and learn to Drive a car well enough before sticking a dirty great brick to the back of it.

[Farmer]

quote:
How powerful is your tractor Farmer?

What is this ? "a mine's bigger than yours trip "?

oh well here goes... my biggest one has 160 GG's..
as driven by Tommi Makinnen, Ari Vatenen, and Marcus Gronholm ....

Why do I get the feeling I'll regret this ?

[nonegreen]

quote:

quote:
How powerful is your tractor Farmer?

What is this ? "a mine's bigger than yours trip "?

oh well here goes... my biggest one has 160 GG's..
as driven by Tommi Makinnen, Ari Vatenen, and Marcus Gronholm ....

Why do I get the feeling I'll regret this ?

Does it drop Sh@te all over the road then? I have always wondered if tractor droppings are just mud from a field or is it kida special, mixed with pooh and silage and stuff? Tractors belong on the beach

[Farmer]

quote:


Does it drop Sh@te all over the road then? I have always wondered if tractor droppings are just mud from a field or is it kida special, mixed with pooh and silage and stuff? Tractors belong on the beach

Usualy depends on what kind of assh@le is in the cab

er Beach? ...easy to plough I spose

[McNab]

Yup....put 'em on the beach.

Then we'll just have to watch you starve if that's what you really want.

No more pies.

[Farmer]

....The Pies.....The Pies...