Best Line of any film . . . NOW
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Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f
king big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fk you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future.
Choose life.
king big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fk you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.Choose your future.
Choose life.
And like that..... he's gone.
Its too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
Funny how?
Airborne..... why the fk would he do that?
Now then, where was I?
We need guns. Lots of guns.
Come back and I'll bite your legs off!
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
This stuff will make you a goddamn sexual tyranosaurus.
You've got to be fking kidding me!
What's worrying me is not the coffee in my kitchen, its the dead (very,very bad word) in my garage!
George looks pretty damn good in Armani!
You had me at hello.
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
You made a woman miaow?
Come out to the coast, we'll have a few beers...
Errrr...you don't have to worry, I'll look after it. I'm a professional.
YOU DON'T LIKE BEETHOVEN!!
What I'm going to say, that I killed the President of Paraguay with a fork?
You sucked 36 dicks?
Great. fking. Model!
If you touch me again, I'll kill you.
Die Screaming Motherfker!
and of course......
Take off, nuke the site from orbit, only way to be sure.
Its too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
Funny how?
Airborne..... why the f
k would he do that?Now then, where was I?
We need guns. Lots of guns.
Come back and I'll bite your legs off!
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
This stuff will make you a goddamn sexual tyranosaurus.
You've got to be f
king kidding me!What's worrying me is not the coffee in my kitchen, its the dead (very,very bad word) in my garage!
George looks pretty damn good in Armani!
You had me at hello.
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
You made a woman miaow?
Come out to the coast, we'll have a few beers...
Errrr...you don't have to worry, I'll look after it. I'm a professional.
YOU DON'T LIKE BEETHOVEN!!
What I'm going to say, that I killed the President of Paraguay with a fork?
You sucked 36 dicks?
Great. f
king. Model!If you touch me again, I'll kill you.
Die Screaming Motherf
ker!and of course......
Take off, nuke the site from orbit, only way to be sure.
The Hypno-Toad said:
You sucked 36 dicks?
I love that film and most of the others by Mr Smith.Having just finished wathing his 3 "An evening with Kevin Smith" i was luahging the whole way thought. However i dont think you would find it anywhere near as funny if you dont know who sucked 36 dicks
T89 Callan said:
Actually better film lines have just been on Five:
"Marty we've got to get you back to the future!"
also
"it needs a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 Gigswatts needed to travel through time"
and
"GREAT SCOTT!"
"Marty we've got to get you back to the future!"
also
"it needs a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 Gigswatts needed to travel through time"
and
"GREAT SCOTT!"
The Doc said:
Roads?!... Where we are going we don't need roads!
Lord Pikey said:
The Hypno-Toad said:
You sucked 36 dicks?
I love that film and most of the others by Mr Smith.Having just finished wathing his 3 "An evening with Kevin Smith" i was luahging the whole way thought. However i dont think you would find it anywhere near as funny if you dont know who sucked 36 dicks
Do you feel lucky?
Go ahead Punk. Make my day
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off
And the line from "From dusk from dawn" about what's available at the bar. Its too rude to list here, but it involes snappy, happy,..etc etc. And if you cant find the p**sy here, you know what I say?? F**k it!
Go ahead Punk. Make my day
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off
And the line from "From dusk from dawn" about what's available at the bar. Its too rude to list here, but it involes snappy, happy,..etc etc. And if you cant find the p**sy here, you know what I say?? F**k it!
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